IDK

Sometimes Reddit is hilarious:

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

it sucks that masks weren't already common in most of the world bc now ppl associate them so heavily with covid 19 and assume if ur wearing one then you must be super paranoid about that specific disease. like yeah i don't want to catch covid but i don't want most things that float around on public transport. also i like having a warm face. also it makes me look cool. maybe i just want the kakashi appeal. what's so wrong abt that.

So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

“there are plenty of fish in the sea” = there are more people out there who you could get with

“sleeping with someone” = having sex with them

“sleeping with the fishes” = got murdered

my proposal: “there are plenty of other fish to sleep with” = next person you fuck will kill you

hate when a female character gets a lot of hate but I dont like her either. sorry queen I cant defend you

"How Cosplay Changed My Life With Chronic Illness" (2015)

Full article here: https://themighty.com/topic/chronic-illness/how-cosplay-changed-my-l1fe-with-chronic-illness#ixzz3l37RyaLK

cosplay = costume play

Dreams 1990 ‘夢’ Directed by Akira Kurosawa, Ishirô Honda

Today on “rules of English language I didn’t realise were a thing until someone pointed it out”

Yes, you found it! I have been looking for this, thanks!

And here’s the thing — we don’t learn this in grammar class. In fact, most grammar is learned by immersion, not formal training. Little kids are language sponges.

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

thanks

she treats us so well

Honestly, Henry Cavill is the perfect casting, because Geralt of Rivia’s whole thing is hoping that if he glowers fiercely enough, people won’t notice that he escaped from the cover illustration of a 1980s romance novel.

So March lasted ten years and April just kinda passed instantaneously like we’re in a coma and yet I’m trapped in it eternally

holy shit youre right

True. What's May gonna be like?

...how. How is it already the 22nd. WTF.

Not a single person on my dash has posted the “It’s gonna be May” meme and I feel like that says a lot about what it’s gonna be like.

Honestly what May coming up feels like right now

house cat scares off bear

“That is the stupidest looking dog I’ve ever seen. I’m going to kick its ass.”

Domestic cats have 0 chill, they’re prepared to fight everything and anything and somehow even very large and dangerous predators tend to recognize this.

POUND-FOR-POUND MOST EFFICIENT LAND PREDATOR ON THE PLANET, BAYBEE!

“You humans made the most efficient killing machine on your planet into a LAP PET?”

“Yes, haha, watch me go brbrblbrbrbrlblrblrlbrlblrblrbl on its stomach!”

was truly blessed to have the privilege to hear these two kings have a discussion 

Fun things they don’t teach you in sex ed.

Talcum powder has asbestos in it. Has for years. Leave it be

This is all FAR more useful education than ‘Having unmarried sex while female makes you a dirty slut’ .

There are a lot of male folks who follow me but don’t know these things. It’s good to know all of this! Just as your partner should want to know about the intricacies of your plumbing, you should care about this.

Spreading this for general health tips.

for trans guys who haven’t transitioned yet and even then

The cartoon network cancelled a cinematic masterpiece, only for it to come back stronger and with more vine-worthy content

Batman: *lists the people who have left santa prisca without facing Bane*

Bane:

“be careful with my trees”

“I