"You must have mistaken me for a better man."

they hate me for my slutty waist and my ability to see the good in everything

to be perfectly honest. i don't care if it is cheesy or cliched or idealistic. i like stories where the core of it is about kindness, the warmth we can offer others and the gentleness we receive in return. maybe the moral of the story IS love triumphs. it better fucking be

more adhd things

Thank you tumblr for being a real one. Twitter is diagnosing me with dementia

reading the anti takes about AO3 feels exactly like this

No one:

Cicadas, emerging from the ground after 17 years:

(Gordon ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients) And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (there is a hallway miles long, with ashen black walls and no end in sight)¹

1. oh for fucks sake

it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.

oh no shit fuck!! some local young punk gave my brick wall character!

large gatherings of humans are necessarily going to be messy, sprawling, and complicated. humans have been covering their worlds in art since literally time immemorial. there's a certain desire to create cities that are pristine and immaculately designed and maintained that I think I'd label fascist, if perhaps unwittingly, for the degree of control over human behavior that it quietly asks for.

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me, halfway through listening through a song: hmm this might have otp potential

*restarts song but this time listening with Blorbo Intent

Anyway, I've been on a jewelry spell lately and making a lot of necklaces. Here's one from my personal collection:

I'll likely be spam posting the rest of them soon enough~

In honor of our very first sneak peek of the movie Wicked, my nostalgia kicked into high gear and I'm honoring one of my earliest fandom crazes with a silly little comic I'm calling "Fiyero Doesn't Get Enough Recognition For All The Shit He's Been Through."

Enjoy Fiyero having the weirdest 72 hours of his life.

Sequel comic here.

disturbing the peace

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

Look everyone look

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

Me @everyone in the notes

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.