loser.

I love drinking gatorade in a jar <3

w..why?

It restores half my HP

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport

good news everybody

In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you are and charges whatever items you are taking to your account. It’s incredible and creepy.

*Walks into the store with anti-facial recognition haircut/makeup and leaves like a bandit*

the cyberpunk dystopia is upon us and it fuckin sucks

i appreciate thats drastically harder then making a ‘correct’ cake

That is a goddamn FEAT of culinary engineering.

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i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself

via

that’s just a regular platypus???

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

rest in peace peep, you’ve impacted my life in ways i’ve never thought possible, thank you for giving me someone to relate and look up to. i’ll love you forever. 🖤💓

lil peep // hellboy

visual representation of my mental state

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

Honestly, as a German I can not quite understand the obsession of the English speaking world with the question whether a word exists or not. If you have to express something for which there is no word, you have to make a new one, preferably by combining well-known words, and in the very same moment it starts to exist. Agree?

Deutsche Freunde, could you please create for me a word for the extreme depression I feel when I bend down to pick up a piece of litter and discover two more pieces of litter?

die Umweltvermüllungsverzweiflung = …

This is a german compound on the spot master class and I am LIVING

#my german is still too basic for this but I desperately want a compound word for how much these compound words piss me off

der Monsterwortgroll = …

Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll

der Monsterwortbildungsimitationsunfähigkeitsverzweiflungsgroll = anger about the inability to imitate the formation of monster words

Linguistikfehdenhandschuhwurf

der Linguistikfehdenhandschuhwurf = throwing down the linguistic gauntlet

@mkingamess

@wolvensnothere

@bleibimmerduselbst - are you still learning German?

How do you decide the gender of the new word? Majority of the words contributing?

@senoritafish I know you didn’t asked me but you reblogged from me and german is my native language. You use the article/gender of the last word in the compound word

I could watch this forever!

A live action Lilo & Stich could be lit, depending on what a live action Stich and all the other creations would look like.

I love!!!!

THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED

you missed the best bit

Imagine getting into bed and reading a book and falling asleep instead of staring at your phone blasting blue poison-light into your eyeballs for 2 hours or however long it takes for exhaustion to overpower your need to be constantly entertained

Imagine thinking that this cartoon makes Biden look good