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What’s a mormon

Typically a dumb person, used as a insult like “idiot”

Oh ok so what’s an evangelist

People who think that is a “church”

Isn’t that a football stadium?  

No that’s Joel Osteen’s “church”

…I don’t buy it. Not a single icon or stained glass window in the place.

If you hate the designs of protestant mega churches, you’re REALLY gonna hate their idea of communion

I’ll stop queuing this when it stops making me laugh every time I see it….

They’ve come so far.

Give them their hair back??

Freshman year vs senior year

Look at you. You’ve come so far. You may not realize it but you really have. You’re alive right? Isn’t that a celebration? I’m so proud if you. You’re doing great. I love you.

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

 Abraham Heschel, Between God and Man (via contrariansoul)

I spent an hour messing with assholes on Pokemon Go today

I sat at the campus gym for like, half an hour whittling its prestige down so I could take it over, then just as I did, some random red dude sniped it from under me. So I healed up and cleared him out of there with a sound beating, but before I could get anyone in the gym, his buddy stuck a pokemon in there. It took some careful timing, but I eventually managed to stick a random flareon in there (I have so many flareon, guys. It’s a problem. I just want a jolteon or vaporeon. Either one would do. Just not another flareon, please)

So naturally, the guy starts fighting the flareon to take it out, but this time, I was ready. As soon as he wiped out the flareon and the gym turned grey, I struck. I stuck another flareon with the same nickname and nearly the same cp in there.

Cue “WTF is this piece of shit glitchy game doing?” reaction from the guy. "I beat it, why is that thing still there?“ Meanwhile, I healed up my first flareon, so when he tried again, I just stuck it back in the gym. After a few times, the timing got really easy. He beats flareon, I stick the other in, heal while he’s fighting, rinse and repeat.

I was just gonna let it go after a few repetitions, but then his buddy said “Maybe it’s that girl over there doing it?” and he replied “No, can’t be, girls suck at Pokemon.”

Bitch, it is on.

I kept it up for half an hour until he ran out of healing items and had to storm away frustrated that he couldn’t seem to capture this “glitchy” gym.

You wanna be a gym sniping asshole? Fine, I’ve got better things to do. You want to be a sexist dudebro asshole? I will destroy you and everything you love.

you’re doing God’s work

if you’ve ever laid in bed and cried so hard to the point where you had to cover your mouth so you didn’t make any noise, i’m so sorry

is this meme relevant again

i feel like i just traveled through time my head hurts