U not supposed to understand me just enjoy the experience baby

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

me when there is in fact a deadline

TikTok update where the app won't open unless the user is wearing earphones

I don't even have tiktok I'm just saying this as a concerned citizen

I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

Real

friday the 13th is in october this year is anyone else horny

letting celebrities think they can and should "use their platform" to speak on all current events and political issues regardless of how educated they are on them was a grave mistake

theyre in love

is there a name for this

@plaguedocboi why this happen

At extreme depths, life must be watery and blobby because hard parts would be crushed by the pressure. The bibby is mostly squish and cartilage with minimal bones so they look soft and cute!

Thinking about how stupid the name Christian is. Imagine if someone was just named Muslim. Gonna name my child Agnostic

Apparently people do name their kids Islam and Muslim. I still think this is silly but I stand corrected

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

I'm rooting for all women but especially the fucked up and silly ones

aww

For those of you who have bravely chosen sobriety AND being anti-social.

when the clock is at :45 it’s like. oh i have a whole quarter of the hour left i have so much time this is great and then it hits :47 and you’re like it’s basically :50 which is basically the top of the hour and all my time is wasted forever and ever

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

this is what i mean

Via @bulbaderp

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this

i firmly believe that if puppies could talk one of their favorite things to say would be "im a puppy!!!"