me watching the sturm der liebe intro for the first time: cringe
me now: through 💫 the 🌈 rainbow 🌈 colored ✨niiiight ✨why don't you ~ 🥺staaay 🥺 ~
Nobody falls in love anymore. It's all red flags and do you go to therapy. How about do you have a burning passion in your soul and a little bit of madness.
welcome to this year's blogify wrapped
you mentioned the haters 293 times and your favorite adjective was beautiful at 890 uses. you posted in 41 genres and your top genre was lamentation framed as a joke. you reblogged I just want to get dicked down again =/ 34972 times
love reading a paper and seeing that the author has a favorite author who they cite contantly and then finding out then scrollign up and seeing that the author cited is just their professor
Academic procrastinator affirmations: you CAN write a bachelor thesis in a day. It is possible.
Hi! I’d like to clarify something about the accreditation of this comic.
It’s by Matthew Inman, and you can find the original comic at his blog, “The Oatmeal”, and I’m posting it below as well.
Reblog if you want to flatten Christian values with the gayroller 2000
catholic emperors would name themselves “pope innocent” “pope clement” “pope never did anything wrong” “pope tiny little baby” “pope good guy” and then commit atrocities
People have been wondering what has to come next after the wizardblogging and clownblogging and whatever and my pitch is medieval monks. Like we can all pretend to be tonsured.
#some of us do not have to pretend #fuck it real face #ffvii
Beau Wasserman; also known as The Least Successful Nepo-Baby of All Time
Twitter users will not survive the winter
What do they mean it’s impossible to have conversations there’s at least three different ways to do so here
"It's impossible to have conversations there" -person coming from a website where DM'ing is now paywalled behind Twitter Blue.
ok.. my edition of Always Sunny Funnies I Think About Every Day (ft some i dont tend to see in these vids!)
heartening saga honestly
[ID: a Facebook post from Ice Cream World reads: It's a long shot i know but if anybody's teenager came home last night with with this hot dog mirror, could you have a heart and bring it back to our shop? It was custom made for us only a few months ago. I have no interest in pressing charges. I just want it back. Attached is a photo of a mirror, shaped and tinted like a hot dog with a line of mustard.
Next image is another post reading: Thank you so much for doing the right thing!!!! The image attached is someone in an ice cream world polo holding the mirror and smiling. The mirror has a green paper on it with a typed message of, so sorry for taking your dog. /end]