me watching the sturm der liebe intro for the first time: cringe
me now: through 💫 the 🌈 rainbow 🌈 colored ✨niiiight ✨why don't you ~ 🥺staaay 🥺 ~
not to be painfully french but if you don't get jacques brel you will never get me
quand on a que l'amour pour meubler de merveilles et couvrir de soleil la laideur des faubourgs. if you even care
not to be painfully french but if you don't get jacques brel you will never get me
quand on a que l'amour pour meubler de merveilles et couvrir de soleil la laideur des faubourgs. if you even care
I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.
I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.
nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb
The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol
op turned off reblogs but i’m gonna pass out laughing over this
i will take a hammer and FIX the papacy
fuck all of you this punchline is genius and my "reference the hammer that literally exists to kill the pope" post would be doing numbers if all of you weren't goddamn heretics and blasphemers
there should be a YouTube plugin that replaces “skip ad” with “SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP”
reblogging your own posts because they didn’t get enough notes:
good stop posting strangers on the internet. this should be a rule everywhere
good stop posting strangers on the internet. this should be a rule everywhere
He’s being cleaned, not just pet, but judging by that big contented rumble you can hear, he’s quite enjoying it!
When you’re a prehistoric dinosaur and it’s scritches time
brushie brushie brushie
Source: instagram.com
Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad
I'm just trying to get the mood right
Reblog if you didn't notice the missing words
Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!
Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school
Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in
Person whose profile pic is Dostoevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow
Fuck a personality test. Which label sticker r u?
