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23 | bi | genderfluid | white | call me liz if you really Must refer to me by name
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Miyazaki:[the horniest shit you ever heard] but it wasn’t my idea to give her a rockin set of honkin badonks”

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@ everyone who thought this was about the Ghibli Miyazaki and not the Dark Souls Miyazaki: why did you just, like… accept that?

oh I assure you he’s been doing it well before ponyo

After watching the Barbie trailer, my parents are arguing over whether, as a previous diplomat, Barbie should have diplomatic immunity in a foreign country (her home country being Barbieland) and thus whether her arrest by LAPD is unlawful.

Neither of my parents are lawyers or have studied international relations, they just got excited by the trailer

I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.  

all you goyim I follow - I see you reblogging this and it warms me.

it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that's killed community and crushes your soul

congrats you want to live and be happy

bad news the world doesn't want that for you

I'll still love fully and crawl to hope until my body gives out anyway I guess

Caption: [When I was learning English, I had no idea what anybody was saying, all of the time! It was just two years of like walking around life like I'd messed up the settings on my Netflix account. Switch it back! I can't! Okay? All the buttons I need are in Mandarin! I had to learn English because my family moved to the states when I was in the fourth grade.

And yeah you may wonder like, was it hard walking around not understanding anybody? Eh. It was fine- it was kinda peaceful. Can't really get bad news if you don't understand the language, you know? It's hard to have a bad day. Was I failing the fourth grade? No clue (laughs), you know? Sometimes my teacher would pull me aside and be like "Wwah wah" and I'd be like "Yeah man, them's the breaks".

Did I face discrimination being the only you know, Spanish kid in my fourth grade Virginia classroom? (laughs) Maybe? I dunno know. Perhaps this isn't the average Latino American experience, you know, but this is my experience. And I was walking around like a rogue Buzz Lightyear in Spanish mode (laughs).

One day I just woke up and I'd hit you know, like 51% English mastery and I was like "Hello world, I am an American. And I would like a hashbrown". And that's what triumph sounds like.]

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[A black woman from the account @/chrystheauthor says "So y'all know how people say that the "alphabet" gang is too sensitive, can't nobody even make a joke without being hit with a dildo or whatever the straights be saying. Let me show y'all something"

Video changes to the account @/donttellcomedy featuring @/KiryShabazz. While he speaks, captions on screen match. He says " 'Cause I misgendered her baby. We're in a long line. I said, 'Hey, she dropped her binky'.

She was like 'You mean his binky? He's a boy. It's obvious he's a boy. He's wearing blue, boys wear blue'.

And the best thing about this conversation is she had on a blue cardigan. So I was like, 'You know what? You're rights, sir. I apologize! I didn't mean to ruin this father-son moment!' ".

The clip ends and goes back to the original speaker. She says "Now go look at that comment section. Nothing but positivity. Nobody's trying to cancel him or anything. It's almost as if you don't have to ridicule marginalized communities for a laugh when you're actually funny. It's almost, almost as if you could joke about something as sensitive as gender without dehumanizing trans people. Imagine that!".

NOTE: The clip used didn't allow sharing but here's the link to the full tiktok if anyone's interested.

sometimes your owns against homo/transphobes arent funny enough to warrant consciously reminding me that people hate me for immutable characteristics about myself