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@karma-eiss-is-a-queen

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Hot Wheels acceleracers incorrect quotes from Tik Tok:
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Karma: I just wanted to say, I just got you a boyfriend *shows Tork*
Nolo: I don't want a boy- I'M NOT GAY!
Karma: yes, you are
Nolo: I don't want a boyfriend
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Lani: omg I got a 97, and I didn't even study, what did you get?
Kurt: 100
Lani: o-oh congrats, 3 points of difference, same thing
Kurt: nonono. You got a 97 because that's all you could get. I got 100, because that's all there was to get.
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*Markie finding out that none of his team members wants to follow his rules after he became a leader of the Metal Maniacs*
Markie: *gasp* Fake. Ass. Bitches

Part 2 of Practical Female Costumes in Media

Continuing from part one, I compiled a list of Practical Female Costumes in media. I just didn't want to restrict myself to traditional superheroes, so I went all out on this one.

Or at least, as much as the 10-photo limit could allow me.

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This suit she wore in So the Drama wasn't sexualized and enhanced her physical capabilities exponentially.

Agura (Battle Force 5)

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I know a lot of Acceleracers fans hate Battle Force 5, but you have to admit, Agura was a good example on how to write a female character properly. She didn't wear pink or another light color like pale purple and blue, so that's another bonus. She didn't exist to be someone's love interest and was a compelling character in her own right.

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Lioness from the incredibly slept on cartoon Alpha Teens On Machines also didn't wear pink. Like Agura she was also a good example of writing unique WOC (and she's also from Brazil, so rep for Afro-Brazilians) in that she's wasn't a love interest and had a good dynamic with the male characters without beating you over the head with "GIRL POWER!"

Karma Eiss (Acceleracers)

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Karma Eiss from Acceleracers wasn't sexualized in any way and she didn't exist to be someone's love interest, save for a mutual attraction between her and Taro Kitano and even then that wasn't her entire character. Not once did the male drivers demean her for being a woman or downplay her (and Lani's) contributions. In short she's an actual fucking character and not the Token Chick stereotype. Also her racing suit was comfortable and flattering and not sexualized.

Gwen Tennyson (Ben 10)

Gwen is one of my favorite characters for many reasons, but one huge thing I liked was her Lucky Girl costume. I preferred the the version she wore in the OS though I did like her AF outfit because it reminded me of Earth Kitt's Catwoman. I did wish they kept the purple but the pink accents on black worked and she seriously worked that outfit. Practical, except for her OV costume which had a skirt for some reason.

Rhonda: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Vert: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Rhonda: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Kurt: Actually I did the math, Vert would have $225, not $0.15.

Vert: Fam I’m right here....

Karma: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Rhonda: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Karma: Sorry I only have a dollar

Rhonda: :(

Kurt: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Vert would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Karma: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Kurt: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Nolo: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Kurt: Apply juice to what

Shirako: Directly to the forehead

Vert: Great chat everyone

This is peak comedy for me

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yall want some girls? decided to give all the girls in the series a redesign to be a bit more unique/work with their initial details a bit more. toni’s skin was lightened in the movie, esmeralda’s hair was black… took some liberty and applied my own headcanons to them.

see karma as japanese american, lani as hawaiian chinese-american (half/half on either side), toni as afro american, and esmeralda as latina.

Does anyone else have so many OTPs and you rotate reading fanfiction about one, then another, then another, then back to the first one, then on to the eighth one? Do you also have over 100 stories on your read later list that you almost never get to? Do you have over 100 tabs open to stories you swear you’ll get to? Do you get about 20 emails a day because of how many authors you’re subscribed to? Do you also have trouble keeping up with new stories because you spend a week or two looking for one OTP, then when you are in the mood for another you spend days looking for stories, then you want to go on to another, and it’s a never ending cycle because as soon as you clean up your tabs by adding them to your ever growing marked for later list you just start opening more tabs again as you search? And did you nearly cry when you found out you can only have 20 favorite tags?

PAY FUCKING ATTENTION TO IRAN

I am FURIOUS and BAFFLED that major news outlets are not covering what’s going on in Iran right now and I don’t fucking have a twitter so I can’t make noise over there, even though apparently that’s the only social media platform people pay attention to????

Students at Sharif University of Technology in Tehran have been one group of many students and professors across the nation protesting, and NOW, the regime’s security forces have LOCKED THE STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY AND ARE ARRESTING THEM IN MASSES AND SHOOTING AT THEM IF THEY TRY TO ESCAPE OUT THE GATES.

You have DOZENS of teenagers running for their lives in the dark while their parents and fellow citizens are protesting outside the gates chanting “free the students”. And NOW, the they’re sending more repression forces to the University!!

A BBC article says it’s unable to verify the events at the university in the same space it writes that VIDEO FOOTAGE on social media shows students RUNNING FROM SECURITY FORCES ON CAMPUS.

THE AUDACITY.

Share as much as you can about this on all of your social media platforms. Tag as many human rights activists and groups and news outlets you can think of to get the information out there. And if you have any friends or family in Tehran, let them know if they already don’t that people are mobilising to the university. Help the students!! Use the hashtags that are going around on social media (#mahsaamini, #jinaamini, #opiran, #iranprotests, to name a few).

I’m adding photos from instagram that give more information. Follow @1500tasvir on instagram for on the ground footage, @middleeastmatters, and @golfarahani to name a few.

[If someone has the time to ID these, you are more than welcome to.]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz.