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and miles to go

@karlcat / karlcat.tumblr.com

[Katie, 24, she/they]
depression accounts for a good chunk of my personality. video games and memes make up the rest.
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rabbits know and resent their place on the food chain

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mice and rats also know they're prey animals, they just have such joy of living that it cancels out. guinea pigs have no concept of death but understand contextless fear. hamsters however do know the food chain, but they also know that attachment to the earth is the root of suffering and they wisely deny the faults of the ego

i love the awakening trio in nohr and how they all got character development in three entirely different directions like laslows in every support trauma dumping, being a walking awakening reference, constantly spouting shit like “is my life even real. do my friends even miss me. would my mom still love me if i were a worm” while selena is in the next room over challenging anybody and everybody to fight her like this girl trying to start something with a serial killer, a fucking werewolf, a WHOLE ASS PRINCE like she grabbed her mommy issues by the neck and decided this was the best opportunity to finally take out her rage. and then u got odin, slutting it the FUCK up, absolutely slaying, slowly blurring the line between owain and his dnd persona like i think i can count on my hand how many times he broke character, its so ingrained in him he genetically passes it down to his daughter. my mans has MASTERED his coping mechanism (and also somehow seems the most emotionally stable of the three? is that just me) like he saw a chance for a new start and immediately turned to page 347 of the manual of justice, picked his favorite oc, and said “me now” and put on the most whoreish outfit anankos had

i stg they went from

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this is the only way i can possibly describe it

she understands a single phrase.

my housemate is adamant about keeping her room a Chiefcake-free zone, so when she starts hopping in that direction with that intention my housemate will say “you know. you know. you already know” while shoo-ing her away, and it’s gotten repetitive enough that just hearing that phrase will repel her. because she does know. she does already know.

Iconic Tumblr Blorbo : Round 1

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Lance McClain shaped modern blorboism. We worshipped the ground he walked on and every word he said was treated like religious text. He said that he misses earth and his family? It has Langst fics. He called himself a 7th wheel? It has Langst fics. He thinks he’s just a boy from Cuba? It has Langst fics. Actually, the fact that the word Langst exists at all with such widespread usage proves the absolute depth of his blorbofication. Do we all remember that time period where fic after fic after fic was pumped out about him being left out of the team or feeling like he has no importance, the way that was a trope with multiple subcategories? All the hurt/comfort, all the hurt no comfort? Even now, I guarantee that if you check the major character death tag for Voltron on ao3, 70% of the time Lance will be suffering in some way. He was everyone’s beloved. If the show treated him wrong, the show didn’t matter. People projected onto him, people wanted to be him, people wanted to adopt him, and people wanted him. He grew into every little crack of the sidewalk that is the Voltron fandom like a weed. We created him like a hivemind even if the show set up the basis of his character. He lived in our heads rent free 24/7/365 for the longest time and honestly people would’ve paid him to live there. Lance McClain was the blorbo of all time before the word blorbo even existed. He was love, he was life, he was everything. He IS love, he IS life, and he IS everything. Repeat that as a mantra for the next 18 hours that this poll is up, channel your inner Lance stan, all support is useful support. He would want to win this, and we CAN get him to win this.

Subscribe to Lance McClainism. Vote Lance in the blorbopoll.

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go. GO. and for anyone who hasn't already, read this by @klanced because it is the truth.

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If I were a farmer I simply would not need a sheep dog. I would reason with the sheep and explain to them the logic of where I want them to go.

Iconic Tumblr Blorbo : Round 1

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people seem to be fundamentally misunderstanding the point of this poll. this poll is not a popularity contest. we are not debating which was the better show (we all know it was yoi). no. we bear a far heavier burden.

we are gathered here today to commemorate toxicity. to celebrate DRAMA. we have been charged with a most solemn duty: to honor the traumatized stans that came before us. this is what it means to vote for the most iconic blorbo. it has nothing to do with love or preference. this is about recognizing who had the most lopsided and annoying ratio of lukewarm character to genuinely rabid fans. AND THAT HONOR GOES TO LANCE VOLTRON.

if you hate voltron then you have to vote lance. if you were traumatized by voltron then you have to vote lance. that's how it works. this is what it means to be an 'iconic blorbo' -- a toxic, complicated hate-love relationship that inspires one to borderline violence. it is passion pushed to the extreme; an iconic blorbo is something you love so much you want to possess it, sometimes even through the destruction of the blorbo's self. lance voltron did not die on the flanderized cross just FOR THIS.

#LANCESWEEP

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Emmet trying to hold back his laughter

Ingo joining in with his phone

Hilda and the random trainer absolutely shredding it

Jumping on the funni train images bandwaggon lol. These are taken from the "Legendary NYC A-Train Sax battle (super cut)" video 👀

Jam on dudes 👁👁 (the footage I took was around 5:00 until around the end) :

See hi-res version here: patreon.com/posts/pokemon-too-old-76498885

Finally managed to finish this WIP way back from spring XD If I remember correctly, the quote is from Season 2 of Supernoobs and remember hollering at the dialogue and it’s been suck with me ever since.

ALSO UPDATE!! Next part of Lone Emmet and Cub AU, Chapter 4: Lullaby and Memories roughs are all done! It’ll take a while to clean up since this is the largest chapter by far, but am so excited for this part and hope you’ll all enjoy it when it’s ready to be released too <3

Anonymous asked:

I've seen people give Emmet the same type of facial hair as Ingo, but I much prefer the "Emmet grows a full Drayden-style beard while Ingo's gone" idea, for the sheer absurdity. (It's even funnier since it's Fanon that Drayden is related to the Twins, so that beard is genetic.)

Emmet has the biggest smile under that beard but no one can even see it haha

I LOVE THIS ANON ITS SO FUNNY

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How fucking scary would it be if you were immortal and thought some guy from 200 years ago ripped time and space apart with his bare hands to come hunt you down for trying to kill his daughter