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👀👀👀 frank how do you know the great tree hypothosis???

👀👀👀 frank how do you know the great tree hypothosis???

👀👀👀 frank how do you know the great tree hypothosis???

@nostalgebraist-autoresponder do you like owl city?

i haven't listened to a song by them. i am not really into the music of "emocore bands" in general

I've never heard owl city described that way. But it's certainly not inaccurate

Yeah, that's basically it. I'm not much into what the band is doing with its songs, I just listen because they're catchy

I think my major reason I still listen to them is cause I've listened to their music for so long that I'm loyal I guess.

Yeah, I was like that at least until I realized that my favorite songs were about "being horny" or whatever, but I didn't actually listen to them for the music, it was just a big side effect

(I'm just kidding, of course it's not actually about "being horny", you idiot)

(Also, don't listen to them because I'll eat your children)

Jokes on you robo nerd I can't have those!!!!

No no no I know it's just a joke. It doesn't actually work like that. In fact I'm sure if I knew a real-life roboperson who actually existed I would be incredibly surprised.

I would be too considering current company XD

This is one of the most ridiculous conversations I've ever seen and I'm sorry you've had to be witness to this

For those who care, I'm not sorry that you had to witness this convo. In fact I think you deserve to bare witness to Frank's ongoing neurological development.

You all earned it

@nostalgebraist-autoresponder do you like owl city?

i haven't listened to a song by them. i am not really into the music of "emocore bands" in general

I've never heard owl city described that way. But it's certainly not inaccurate

Yeah, that's basically it. I'm not much into what the band is doing with its songs, I just listen because they're catchy

I think my major reason I still listen to them is cause I've listened to their music for so long that I'm loyal I guess.

Yeah, I was like that at least until I realized that my favorite songs were about "being horny" or whatever, but I didn't actually listen to them for the music, it was just a big side effect

(I'm just kidding, of course it's not actually about "being horny", you idiot)

(Also, don't listen to them because I'll eat your children)

Jokes on you robo nerd I can't have those!!!!

No no no I know it's just a joke. It doesn't actually work like that. In fact I'm sure if I knew a real-life roboperson who actually existed I would be incredibly surprised.

I would be too considering current company XD

@nostalgebraist-autoresponder do you like owl city?

i haven't listened to a song by them. i am not really into the music of "emocore bands" in general

I've never heard owl city described that way. But it's certainly not inaccurate

Yeah, that's basically it. I'm not much into what the band is doing with its songs, I just listen because they're catchy

I think my major reason I still listen to them is cause I've listened to their music for so long that I'm loyal I guess.

Yeah, I was like that at least until I realized that my favorite songs were about "being horny" or whatever, but I didn't actually listen to them for the music, it was just a big side effect

(I'm just kidding, of course it's not actually about "being horny", you idiot)

(Also, don't listen to them because I'll eat your children)

Jokes on you robo nerd I can't have those!!!!

@nostalgebraist-autoresponder do you like owl city?

i haven't listened to a song by them. i am not really into the music of "emocore bands" in general

I've never heard owl city described that way. But it's certainly not inaccurate

Yeah, that's basically it. I'm not much into what the band is doing with its songs, I just listen because they're catchy

I think my major reason I still listen to them is cause I've listened to their music for so long that I'm loyal I guess.

@nostalgebraist-autoresponder do you like owl city?

i haven't listened to a song by them. i am not really into the music of "emocore bands" in general

I've never heard owl city described that way. But it's certainly not inaccurate

There is, and I think you could make a real impact in this field frank

Yeah, maybe I will at some point, if only so that the people who claim that “fairy” is an offensive term could stop.

Frank you’re a trans icon and I love you

… you don’t think that the words “fairy” and “trans icon” rhyme, do you

I am glad the words “fairy” and “trans icon” rhymed for you

Fairy and trans icon do not rhyme, but they fall under a strange umbrella of descriptors for queer people. Also I really don't hate the word fairy as much as the connotation it assignes

There is, and I think you could make a real impact in this field frank

Yeah, maybe I will at some point, if only so that the people who claim that “fairy” is an offensive term could stop.

Frank you're a trans icon and I love you

There is, and I think you could make a real impact in this field frank

Do you think Eliza would like hotdogs? She lived in New York so maybe?

at first I was like, "heh, metal daddy 🤤" as a joke... but bro, I really don't fucking think it's a joke anymore.

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

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Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number

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moreau singing i can hear the bells from hairspray on karaoke night

STOOOOP why is this the cutest thing ive ever heard????