it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

when you have good grades without studying

Cole is building my computer and I just walked in to see this bullshit

“How much money does college cost in America?”

miss depression: *releases me for a quarter of a second*

me: wow. i feel so goo–

depression: Time’s Up Bitch.

WHAT IS THIS

To you Americans out there

when someone do not understand what you are trying to say

a milkshake to summon the boys and a cold one to bind them

No sign of remorse detected

taking off my make up like:

delete this immediately