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This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

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If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

BISEXUAL INDIVIDUALS ARE VALID AND LOVED ON THIS BLOG, PASS IT ON!

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BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME

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FUCK I CLICKED A DIFFERENT BUTTON OH GOD

//Some of this shit… It really makes me feel awful.

If you hate bisexuals, or if you think bisexuality isn’t valid, unfollow me. I am a raging bisexual, and if anyone sends that bullshit towards me or my friends, they’re gonna catch these hands.

Not BI myself, but have friends who are BI. So If you have a problem with them, you have a problem with me.

Panic

I honestly felt like crying when I read those biphobic comments. If you’re a biphobe, hate bisexuals, or think bisexuality isn’t valid, please unfollow me. I’m bisexual, and if you try to send me any kind of hate you will be sorry.

On this blog we stan bisexuals!

WE STAN BISEXUALS

RESPECT BISEXUALS OR BE GLOCKED

Dating a bisexual is probably the best out of them all.

Bis are LOVELY

I fight these biphobic shitheads ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

BISEXUALS I LOVE YOU ALL💙💜💖

Barking Up The Wrong Tree

I like the pattern of heroes watching over one another. I also felt bad for lowkey leaving Twilight out of the last one sooo here’s this? I couldn’t think of a replacement name to give Twilight, so he gets to stay Twilight in these things until I Git Gud. He will forever be Wolfie in my mind. Also, Wild is a dramatic dork. But what else is new! @linkeduniverse is my new inspiration until I run out of things to reference and angst to create.

Word Count: 1,626

When Time had asked the group who wanted to grab some firewood, Twilight was the first to stand up, with Wild volunteering right after. So the two of them headed off to pick up sticks that had fallen off the nearby trees, though Wild had seemed to find enjoyment in using them as swords every time he found one that was big enough, and it was starting to get on Twilight’s nerves.

“Would you quit swinging those around? Soon enough you’re going to just hit yourself in the face.” Twilight picked up another stick, adding it to his collection.

“I didn’t think you thought that badly of my swordsmanship.” Wild joked, sliding the tree branch under his arm.

“That’s not-”

Wild quickly interrupted him. “I know. You can’t take a joke, can you?”

Twilight frowned, picking up another stick. “I can take a joke just fine, thank you very much. I don’t need you judging my sense of humor.”

Wild rolled his eyes as he stepped forwards, the familiar crunch of dry leaves under his feet as he moved. “Sometimes you’re more stiff than the old man is.”

“Well not all of us can just breeze through life!” Twilight retorted, following Wild through the forest.

“Who said any of us ‘breezed through life’? I was just making an observation, you don’t need to get so flippant.”

“Do you even know what flippant means?” Twilight asked, picking up another stick.

“Showing a disrespectful attitude.” Wild said. “Princess Zelda called me it a lot.”

“I can’t imagine why.” Twilight replied, deadpan.

Wild looked at the amount of sticks the two had picked up, then turned on his heel like a soldier and began to walk back to their camp. “We have enough.”

Twilight narrowed his eyes when he saw how Wild turned, quickly trying to catch up. “You were a soldier, weren’t you?”

“No idea.” Wild shrugged. “What does it matter.”

“You don’t need to play dumb, that was a perfect about face, in worn travelers boots, in the middle of a forest.” Twilight grabbed onto Wild’s arm, stopping him. “You had to be a soldier.”

“Time can ride a horse, does that make him a farmer? Legend can man a ship, does that make him a captain? We can all use swords and shields, but does that make us members of the royal guard?” Wild pulled his arm away from Twilight’s grasp, continuing to move forward. “I don’t know what I was, and I don’t worry about it. All that matters is what I am now.”

Twilight stood there for a second, before quickening his pace and catching back up with Wild. “You remember a word the Princess used to describe you and its meaning, but not what your job was? What you did every day? I have a hard time believing that.”

“Maybe it’s time to start believing then.”

The two of them said nothing else to each other the rest of the walk back, and Wild refused to look at Twilight for the rest of the night. So of course Time took notice of all of this, and after the rest of the boys had gone to sleep, pulled his descendant to the side.

“What did you say to Wild?” Time asked.

“What do you mean what did I say to Wild?” Twilight crossed his arms. “Why do you automatically assume it was me?”

Time took a deep breath. “Look, we can all be a bit brash at times, but you and Legend most of all. Based on how Wild’s been acting all night, I’m inclined to believe you two had one hell of a conversation while picking up firewood.”

“He’s just mad because I can tell he’s not telling us everything.” Twilight said.

“Oh, like you’re one to talk.” Time began to laugh, at the annoyance of Twilight. “Wild doesn’t have to tell us anything. I could barely remember how to walk when I woke up after seven years, imagine one hundred and memory loss. Maybe he just truly doesn’t remember everything.”

Twilight scoffed. “Muscle memory can only take a person so far when it comes to Ganon.”

“Should I remind you who taught you everything you know?” Time raised an eyebrow.

“I can still beat you in a horse race, old man.” Twilight argued.

“A horse can’t beat Ganon.” Time continued, beginning to lean up against a nearby tree.

Twilight laughed. “Well you’ve never been kicked in the stomach by a horse, then!”

Time chucked, looking over at the dying fire, the rest of the boys asleep. Wild had a book resting on his chest, moving up and down with his breathing. “So what did you say to him?”

Twilight didn’t say anything for a moment before realizing he can’t keep things from Time forever. “I asked him if he was a soldier. He said he didn’t know. I didn’t believe him.”

“You didn’t believe him.” Time repeated, looking back at his face, barely illuminated by the fire. “Why didn’t you believe him.”

“I don’t know! He walks just like one, he stands just like one, he acts just like one.” Twilight closed his eyes and sighed. “Muscle memory can only get you so far.”

“It seems to be getting him pretty far, then.” Time said, not skipping a beat. “I don’t think he would hide something like that if he truly didn’t know. Why do you think he carries all those books around? He’s not a scholar, that’s for sure.”

“Then what’s inside the books?” Twilight asked.

“Why don’t you ask him? I wouldn’t know, they’re not my books.” Time stood up, stepping away from the tree and heading back towards the camp, sitting down by the fire and leaving Twilight alone.

The next morning, Twilight listened to Times advice. For once.

“Is that a good book?” Twilight asked, standing over Wild as he sat reading the book he had fallen asleep reading last night.

Wild looked up, quickly closing the book on his finger so he wouldn’t lose his place. “Why do you ask?”

“Well, you’re always reading, so I was just wondering.” Twilight shrugged. “Do you mind if I sit?”

Wild shook his head, so Twilight sat down right in front of him.

“What’s the book about?” Twilight asked.

Wild looked from the book to Twilight, as if he was contemplating if he should tell him or not. “It’s not a book, actually. It’s more of a diary.”

“You keep a diary? Or, kept?”

Wild shook his head again. “No, I wish. This one is the diary of a good friend of mine. Her father let me borrow it, to hopefully get some of my memory back. It’s not really working, sadly.”

Twilight looked at the book in his hand, curious now. “I don’t mean to pry, but can I read some? If it’s personal it’s fine, but-” He was cut off by the book getting shoved in his face, open to a certain page.

Twilight reluctantly took the book, reading the writing out loud in almost a whisper. “Link came to visit the domain. It feels like forever since he was here last. He no longer resembles the child I first met. He is now an accomplished knight and keeper of the sword that seals the darkness. I am so proud. However… He hardly speaks anymore, and smiles even more rarely. He is still the kind soul I knew, but something has changed. I asked him if something had happened, if something was wrong. He merely shook his head.”

“I hope that answers your question from yesterday.” Wild said after he was done reading, feeling the book get shoved back into his hand.

“So you did remember.”

“Vaguely.” Wild shrugged, setting the book on his lap. “I remember a lot of feelings. The feeling of a sword and a shield on my back. The feeling of the royal guards uniform. Just not a lot of images.”

“That must get…” Twilight tried to think of the right word. “Frustrating?”

Wild shook his head a third time. “It kind of lets me start over. I wish I remembered everything before, but I’m glad I don’t remember what happened during. I don’t think I ever want to remember what happened. I’m perfectly fine with not knowing. I don’t recommend sleeping for one hundred years to forget, though. It’s not really worth it.”

That got a chuckle out of Twilight, which seemed to satisfy Wild.

“So you do have a sense of humor! Thank the Goddesses, I was starting to get worried there.”

“You got lucky there.”

Wild ignored him, patting his head. “Who’s a good woflie? You are!”

Twilight growled, picking up Wild’s arm and moving it to the side. “I hate that nickname.”

“Not my fault the youngest one here picked it.”

“Liar! You’re the one that started it!”

“Did I?” Wild leaned his head back, thinking for a moment. “Oh! I did! Still not my fault, because what else are you supposed to call the wolf spirit of a legendary hero that starts following you around?”

“Something with class, maybe?” Twilight suggested.

Wild pretending to think, closing his eyes and humming. “I can start calling you flippant again.”

“I prefer ‘wolfie’.”

“Wolfie it is, then. So no more arguing, or I tell the whole group about it.”

Twilight dismissed him. “Half of them already know.”

“Oh, really?” Wild took a deep breath, cupping his hands around his mouth. “Hey-”

He was quickly cut off by Twilight slamming his hands over his mouth to keep him from talking any longer, nearly knocking Wild’s head into a tree.

“Wolfie is fine.” Twilight pulled his hands back, pushing himself up off the ground.

Wild smirked, opening his book again. “That’s what I thought.”

“until I run out of things to reference and angst to create.” you and me both XD  It’s great to see Wild and Twilight but heads a bit seeing as how agreeable they are!“Maybe it’s time to start believing then…”  wow such sass  😯 “A horse can’t beat Ganon.”  lol! HAHA! and that ending 🤣 Thank YOU!!

Good morning! I’m salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.

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unoutan

Truth. Not everything is rated E for Everyone, so getting upset with content after agreeing to see something you’re hesitant about is not the creator’s fault.  

if you support/ship incestuous and/or pedophilic relationships between the adults and minor characters of tdp, please block me. do not interact with me or my posts. thank you.

writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.

tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!

writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.

tumblr: ….so he’s bi!

writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.

tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.

writer:

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Healthy male friendships are almost as rare in mainstream fiction as gay male relationships, and maybe more rare in fanfiction. Let men be wonderful friends without pushing a romantic relationship, just like men and women should be able to be wonderful friends without the pressure of a romantic relationship.

*AGGRESSIVELY SLAMS REBLOG UNTIL I DIE*

This is literally the reason men are so terrified of being open about loving each other platonically, because they don’t want people to assume they’re gay just because they can be supportive of their fucking friends

I literally got anon hate about my response to this post, and I just want to say that I’m sorry…

for not reblogging it sooner.

Psyche bitch, this is a good post.

May you always have enough for rent.

and enough left over for food and transportation

And your bills.

Amen.

And some just for yourself and personal needs

And some for unexpected emergencies and paid drills

And some to help those who deserve it

And enough to build your savings

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And enough for small happy things to keep your sanity up.

Surprises (Ralph x reader)

Request:  “Heyy :) Could I please request some Ralph headcanons or an imagine where he becomes curious about kissing after seeing it on TV?” -anon

A/N: This was so cuuuute to write! Also, The Notebook reference, though I’ve never seen that movie XD

F/N is your friend’s name.

Warnings: A VERY slight angst in the end, but other than that, none

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Ralph was a sweetheart, you had saved him from the abandoned house and brought him to your home a few months earlier. And now he was your roommate and you had the slight crush on him, though you didn’t like to admit it even to yourself. He was so pure, so innocent and you felt like you would destroy his innocence if you told him about your feelings. He hadn’t even hugged you before. Or well, he had tried, he bumped into you really quickly when you were sad and then ran away. And well, it worked because it made you smile. Ralph was watching some cheesy, romantic movie on the couch when you were preparing some dinner for yourself and your friend, who was about to come to visit in just a few minutes. You were just pouring the sauce on the pasta and stir it when you heard Ralph murmur something.

“What is it, Ralph?” you asked and looked over to him.

“Ralph wonders what are those humans doing on the TV?” he asked and wrung his fingers. You walked over and saw a man and a woman kissing in the rain, the man had lifted the woman up and they both were soaked wet.

“They are kissing”, you laughed and Ralph looked confused.

“They look very happy in Ralph’s opinion,” Ralph muttered and then his gaze turned quickly to you and he shot up from the couch. “Ralph wants to kiss Y/N! If it makes people happy, Ralph wants to give happy feelings to Y/N!” You flushed bright red and then looked at your toes.

“Ralph, I must explain a few things to you about that. Um, firstly, you…” you started, but then your doorbell rang. “We’ll… we’ll talk about this later, okay?” and after Ralph eagerly nodded, you went to open the door. F/N hugged you and gave you a box of your favorite chocolate.

“It’s been so long!” they exclaimed and you smiled, hugging them back. You pulled away from the hug and glanced Ralph, who was standing behind you.

“F/N, this… this is Ralph, he’s my roommate who I told you about,” you said and smiled softly at Ralph. F/N walked over to Ralph and held their hand to him. Ralph looked at the hand, then F/N and looked confused.

“Ralph doesn’t know what Y/N’s friend is doing”, he said, twitching a little and you went over to them.

“It’s alright. F/N, Ralph doesn’t like it when strangers touch him, I don’t know if he had shaken your hand even if he knew what handshake was.” you took your friend to the table and served the pasta to them.

“How did you meet him?” F/N asked and you smiled.

“Long story short; I found an abandoned house, Ralph was in there and I took him living with me because I felt bad for him,” you said and put some margarine on your bread. You chatted about your lives, Ralph, and his dating partner for a long time, moving to the couch for the rest of the evening. But eventually, it was time for F/N to leave. They put their shoes on and jacket and you chatted for a while by the clothing rack. Then Ralph came from behind, grabbed F/N and kissed them. You looked at the sight dumbfounded and then pushed Ralph off.

“Ralph, what the hell are you doing?!” you shouted, Ralph’s LED started blinking red and he looked scared.

“Ralph is sorry! He just wanted to make F/N happy! Because they make Y/N happy, Ralph just wanted to thank them!” Ralph sobbed, shaking and twitching violently, sliding down against the wall and then it came to you.

“Um… Ralph saw some kissing earlier on TV and thought that people do that to make each other happy. I didn’t get time to explain the real cause for kissing because you came and… well, you get it.” you explained. F/N, besides looking shocked, smiled and nodded. “You can leave now, I’ll handle this with Ralph.”

After F/N left, you sat down, beside Ralph and took his hand to your own. “Ralph, you didn’t do nothing wrong. Kissing isn’t just… a way to say thank you. Well, at least not like that, you… you can kiss the one for who you deeply care about and… yeah.”

“Ralph… Ralph didn’t know. Ralph thought he should just kiss F/N, because F/N was so nice and…” Ralph started to babble and you put your finger on his lips.

“Shush, nothing to apologize for”, you said and Ralph looked at you.

“Y/N said that kisses should be given for those who Ralph cares about. Can Ralph give one to you, then?” he asked and you flushed red.

“Um… yes. If you’d like to.”

And so he kissed you, delicately and carefully. And you smiled the rest of the day. Or week. Or month.

Hope you liked it!

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damn son why are all the funniest and best posts on here always made by deactivated people? who killed them and wh