once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
literally like 95% of girls have stretch marks on their body and if you’re going to give them a hard time about them then you didn’t deserve to see her body in the first place
*sees dog while in the car*
*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight*
I hate this so much because this is exactly me
when ur both the tattooed cousin and the gay cousin
I feel this. (Via Shagvanman)
*owns tons of clothes*
*wears same three things*
paint me like of your french bulldogs
Donald Trump’s Twitter Q&A backfired: my favorites.
emo mating signal: g note on piano
i love how over 14,000 people just KNOW
