be random. 🙏

i wanna punch myself in the face for procrastinating and ruining my life

the concept of children as the property of their parents and the idea of “you can’t tell me how to raise my children” do not only mess up a child’s psyche it can lead to their death

SEND ME ASKS PLS

seriously I’m bored af & none of y’all ever send me asks

"it gets better" nah bro. it should be better. right now. we shouldnt have to wait for the treasured day when we don’t hate ourselves and people don’t hate us. we should never have to go through that.

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

I CANNOT PICK AFAVORITE

be free

and here we see a wild flock of luigi beginning their long journey south for the winter 

mackleroni and cheese

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

Olaf!

#frozen 2 looks sick

I have been waiting a whole year to reblog this.

One dining room set to rule them all …

I didn’t answer my mom so she called me ugly

Current mood: Lieutenant Dan.

When holidays arrive, I magically transform into Lieutenant Dan.

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius