Update

JESUS CHRIST

This applies to so many things! Your first two inches of knitting/crocheting look like fuck-all. Your pile of fabric pieces look like fuck-all. Your first two paragraphs look like fuck-all. Your first nursing class looks like-fuck all. Keep doing the thing until you finish the thing!

In the Shadows... 2021

starting a collection #blackmold

HK Magical Girls

Hornet, the Vessel, and Zote as magical girls. What’s not to like?

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No joke this vine has a better understanding of transmisogyny than 40% of this website

animal crossing ~ (112)

my cube

I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers

(They were off during the update)

Never have I ever seen a more compelling reason to turn off my work computer when I leave.

PSA for Canadians. EDIT (September 16th): The petition is up until October 25th. You have plenty of time still to sign.

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I usually put on asmr in a tab as background noise while I do something else on my computer and 95% of the time I don't pay attention to it. Like most of the time it's material/item that makes interesting sound and sometimes its roleplay like I get that there's an audience for both. And I just let that tab keep autoplaying so sometimes I'd be going about my day and suddenly I'm hearing through my headphones "okay you're a human again" and I'm like. Whuh. What was I listening to for the past hour again.

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Developing a sick fixation on the bagel guy I get breakfast from every Friday on my way to work. I have visited his stall thrice and each time he hears my order, shakes his head, and gives me a slightly different version of my order that tastes better than what I'd originally asked for

Today I asked for a plain lox spread bagel and he gave me an everything bagel with a lox, scallion, and dill spread and it fucks so heavy. Moaning at work rn

No i will not tell you who this is or where. This is MY parasocial relationship with a bagel guy who is doing a kind of customer service dom thing to me. You guys don't get to HAVE him [eyes start glowing as I growl]

idk why I post nuance on the no-nuance website

play tuoys with me

My boyfriend makes a delicious stew that has three different types of carbs in it and it's delicious and having a bowl makes me spend the next four hours trying to fight a nap. Potion of Shut The Fuck Up.

I am literally on prescription stimulants. 108 mg of methylphenidate is utterly fucking powerless against the sheer force of Nothing Soup.