Californication
September Lessons 🔥
Aries: be in the now. focus on where you are and what you can do to get where you want to be and don’t let anything or anyone distract you from it.
Taurus: listen to your gut about people. sometimes you give too much benefit of the doubt and then it is too late.
Gemini: being on your own is not a bad thing. learn to not depend on other people for happiness and create it for yourself.
Cancer: give yourself time to heal. there is no timeline or no correct way to get to your place of peace. be patient on the journey.
Leo: being vulnerable is sometimes not your strong suit, but be aware that it is the only way to be completely loved and happy. you deserve to open yourself up.
Virgo: use your voice. remember that backing down when someone challenges you is not an option. you are strong, you have to know that.
Libra: don’t run away from love. I know it scares you to think about letting someone down, but the people who love you will continue to no matter what.
Scorpio: you may be a little lost now, but you’re on your way. you have to take things in stride and understand that being lost is part of the journey.
Sagittarius: don’t forget who you are in the midst of craziness. you have to remain sturdy and be your own best friend.
Capricorn: it’s okay to let go sometimes, be silly and do things without thinking. don’t take it all too seriously, just let yourself unwind.
Aquarius: listen to the people around you when they’re worried. usually it is for a reason, and typically they have the best of intentions. you have to let people care about you.
Pisces: giving yourself permission to let go of the past is essential. don’t let things hold you back from creating the happiness that you deserve right now.
Normal Horoscope:
Aries: The seriousness of adulthood crashes on the shores of children. How easily youth reminds us not to take things seriously.
Taurus: What worked for someone else may not work for you. The taxonomy of human problem solving is endlessly complicated, but susceptible to practice.
Gemini: Do not be discouraged when a new student blows past your level of expertise. You can’t know what preparations they had beforehand. Stay confident and full of a desire for revenge.
Cancer: Information springs from unexpected wells! A small rock will teach you to read.
Leo: Don’t be fooled Leo, money is just as noble a goal as anything else. And its only con-artistry if a judge gets involved.
Virgo: Brazen stubbornness cannot be stopped, but it can be aimed. Someone who simply bashes their head through walls should be paired with someone who can guide them.
Libra: If someone is going to stop you from wearing your blanket all the time like a big cloak, they will have to do it physically.
Scorpio: Look sometimes there’s no clever trick behind the challenges you face. Cleverness is good, but sometimes you just have to kill a motherfucker with your bare hands.
Ophiuchus: Due to an unfortunate philosophical development, the only moral choice a human can make now is to become a furry.
Sagittarius: Everyone has to let their guard down eventually. With patience and persistence, that pie will go into that face.
Capricorn: A rhythm is important, yes perhaps necessary, but you need to be willing to put in the work to maintain that rhythm. The world is a jam session and you must groove.
Aquarius: Just start saying yes to things until the cops show up.
Pisces: Any activity is improved by coziness. Do anything you can to ensure that you are cozy. The pursuit of cozy might as well be the meaning of life.
Be cool honey bunny ❤️🐰
“The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.”
— Markus Zusak, The Book Thief (via naturaekos)
The Lovers of Valdaro, discovered by archaeologists at a tomb in San Giorgio near Mantua, Italy. The couple have been holding one another for 6,000 years.



