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☮KannibalistiK☮

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A friendly blog mixed with garbage I like. -XØ
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Level 1: Erotic fanfiction takes an unexpected turn because it spontaneously grew a plot.

Level 2: Erotic fanfiction takes an unexpected turn because you discovered something new about what gives you a boner in the course of writing it.

Level 3: Erotic fanfiction grows a plot because you discovered something new about what gives you a boner, and that something requires a lot of context.

Vampires today aren’t as bloodthirsty as they were centuries ago because the average modern human provides more nourishment than 5 sickly Victorian chimney sweepers combined. Woman who eats 3 square meals a day with dessert: are you okay? The vampire who bit her: