one thing i am irrationally angry at is constellations. “this looks like a bear!” “this looks like a guy!”- no the fuck it doesn’t! i have been to kindergarten! i have mastered the art of connect-the-dots! this ain’t it!

i don’t know how many people you had to blackmail to get everyone to agree that this trapezoid looks like a goat, but you did not make it fucking true! you drew those lines in yourself and it still does not look like a goat! who the hell do you think you’re fooling?!?

to be fair orion does kind of look like a guy with a shield and a club

THEY GOT TO YOU TOO!!!

HI CAN I INTEREST YOU IN THESE FRESH NEW ORIGINAL CONSTELLATIONS?

THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE!!!!

I feel like these might make a lot more sense if we were all staring at the night sky for hours before bed every day of our lives, in a world where there was less light pollution. We would get bored without imaginations.

Orion absolutely looks like a guy.

Worth noting

It makes a little more sense when you see what Orion looks like without light pollution.

Uh

He has a

Uhhh…

There really is an XKCD strip for everything, wow.

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.

¡kirbia! an album of kirby tunes in peruvian cumbia style!

my partner quinne made an album!! i'm so happy it's finally out in the world, it absolutely shreds. for fans of rilo kiley, crunchy folk rock, and feeling small in a vast desert

Jacob Janerka,  Hello, this is crab…

now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab

contrary to popular belief it’s 100% normal to read fanfiction for a show before actually watching the show, it’s like when you knock on a watermelon before buying it

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

This post was meant as a joke but it has come to my attention that literally none of us are ok

This is the energy y'all are giving off in the notes

Racer or Ratsnake?

REAL

my mspaint renditions of the disco elysium skills

Same here Hulk. Same.

My mood every day of every week

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

Marzipan asks that you not interrupt her nap with your telepathic powers again thank you

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

Concept: Sports rivalry showdown where the two rivals are so focused on competing against each other that they don't notice they're tied for last place

and then they kiss

and then they kiss

oh to be a little witch drawn in an anime artstyle who wears billowy cloaks and aprons and lives in a hollowed out vehicle in the woods filled with plants and potions of many kinds