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Story of my life

I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room

 #this is the kind of parent i want to be

If you’ve been:

        - physically abused

        - verbally abused

        - depressed

        - unbelievably stressed

        - had your heart broken

       - dealing/dealt with your parents separating

       - hiding stuff from friends/family cause you’re scared of being judged

       - judged for something you can’t help

       - self harmed

….Then reblog this to show people what reality is like for you.

reblog if your family has a plastic bag with plastic bags inside

Totally my family

my milkshakes are safe for now

my milkshakes

What is Miley Cyrus going to have for Thanksgiving?

dont you fucking dare

Twerky 

a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever

Totally me

If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough

I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS

it would be accurate either way

“bye honey, i’m off to work”