when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

canonically speaking sailor moon is shorter than yuugi, but thanks to 90′s shoujo art style it absolutely does not look that way

“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”

not to flex or anything but this unfunny joke that has nothing to do with the rest of my account has over 600k notes for some reason

This shot and killed me

I don't know what's worse, that it looks like this, or that they have company

If you leave a college frat guy unattended for a week this is his next evolution

me and the mystery dungeon crew putting on our clown makeup in preparation for the direct:

HOLY SHIT

WAIT WHAT

in this country no one is above the law

I saw this on Instagram and honestly I can’t stop laughing

I’m on the floor omg the sound edit 

me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

looking good dude!

this is a corpse

some guy at the mens bathroom was like oi whatre you doin here and i was like wym im not a girl and he was like aw fuck sorry you just got beautiful features and fist bumped me

this is so iconic we stan whoever this man was

Do y’all ever feel like a toddler trying to take care of itself

Like I just spent 30 mins eating random unsatisfying snacks until I finally figured out I was just thirsty

finished toadbert's halloween costume

little wizard

his cape has his name on it

Do I want a tattoo or new clothes. Or a vacation. Or a new hobby. Or attention. Much to think about

I blocked them. I blocked them all. They’re blocked, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I blocked them like animals.