may your Ls be many

if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

Good points. Wait what was that first thing

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

Bow down to your king

I can’t stop outdoing myself

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

I just found out these are all the same fucking person how is she so powerful

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

I think we can do it.

Posts that have 2x10^25 notes to me.

#we’re not even close to destroying a single cell#sunlight probably does more damage to op every day than we’ve done collectively as a site

We gotta work harder!!

lesbian bed death - goth girls are easy

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

All my haters become craters when I hit them with the meteorite

hayley covering smoke signals🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

When I was younger I never really understood why fictional hyper-competent women would fall for well meaning but really dumb & weak men like Futurama’s Fry (NOT himbos) until I grew up and basically became non-binary fry &people love me bc I’m sweet & stupid

sorry

thought this was a dril tweet for a second but no this is just reality now

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

corporations after adding "plant based" and "gluten free" on packages of literal vegetables

nah you're missing out on meat based packaging

asked a lady yesterday if she wants her latte iced or hot & she said “no temperature please.” ma’am what the fuck does that mean x