Why is no one, NO ONE, talking about how much of a total badass JAMES W. GORDON is?
Stiles: Ever have those days when you’re holding a stick and e v e r y o n e looks like a piñata?
Derek: All the time.
Not to be a vampire apologist but if i were being held captive by thomas doherty in eyeliner and a victiorian inspired wardrobe, i am not putting my full effort into escaping
Upcoming Villain in Gotham: if only we knew Batman's identity! Then we could just go to his house and-
Riddler: we all know his identity
Catwoman: I regularly go to his house
Harley: I went to med school with him
Two-Face: he was my best friend
Red Hood: he's my Dad
UCVG: ...wait what?
Red Hood: family, you know how it is.
Batman: Urban legends
" Damian... He means the world to me." THEIR BROTHER RELATIONSHIP WILL MAKE ME CRY
The Anti-Christ: I tried to kill you because you are so strange and freaky
Wally: Understandable, have a good day
Jason's thighs this, Jason's thighs that. Dick's thighs would crush you like a walnut.
This man is midair and not only can he hold up his own body weight, he can support another man on top of his thighs while simultaneously clenching his thighs of steel around his motorcycle to keep it from careening hundreds of feet below!
Nightwing Vol. 4 #41
Not only that but he can also throw shit with his thighs. Get a load of how he launches Superman through the air.
Grayson Annual #2
That's right. His thighs are strong af 😤. Who's your thigh king now?
i am 1000% on sandra’s side on the not performing an ancient blood ritual that a lady in the woods told you about
why did icemav both pick the tallest bitches in the navy to be their backseaters like bro you can't see out of your rearview mirror cause their giant heads are blocking the entire god damn window
Iceman: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Maverick: Killed without hesitation.
Iceman: Try again.
Iceman: [passes Maverick a coffee he didn't ask for]
Maverick: How come you're being so nice to me?
Iceman: What do you mean?
Maverick: You've just been rather kind to me lately?
Iceman: ...
Iceman: I can punch you if you want?