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Kalldimma

@kalldimma

Random posts with things I like. sometimes nsfw.
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I highly appreciate the "happy ending" tag on angst fics, dark fics, etc. Its existence increases the probability of me reading by a significant amount

but some people are like "why even read those fics if you already know how they're gonna end?"

Well, it's kinda like going on a roller-coaster. I wanna experience the ride. The ups and the downs, the twists and turns. But I also wanna know that at the end, it'll come to a safe stop and I'll be able to get off of it completely unharmed

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Dean/Cas: I’ve Got A Crush

“So…” the woman peeks at the top of his application, “Dean, have you decided which cat you’d like to meet?”

“Yeah, um,” Dean pauses to fish a Post-It from his pocket. “Could I see Violet? She’s the grey shorthair. And Aslan too, if that’s okay. He’s the orange tabby.”

“Of course,” she replies, handing him a buzzer. “It’ll just be a few minutes.”

Dean nods and heads to the small lobby by the cattery. There’s an issue of Modern Cat splayed open on the table, and he flips through a few pages before answering a text from Jo. She demands to know whether the kittens have been adopted, so he assures her, ‘Nope, still here. Just gonna make sure they aren’t plotting world domination.’

‘All cats are plotting world domination, Dean. Get with the program,’ Jo shoots back, and Dean is about to tap out his reply when the buzzer goes off and lights up in his lap. He returns the device to the reception desk, where the same woman takes it and gestures to her left. Dean’s gaze follows the line of her arm, landing on a guy with dark hair and… wow, seriously blue eyes.

“Dean?” the hot stranger wishes to confirm, and okay, forget everything else; it sounds like he gargles with gravel every morning.

This is so inappropriate.

[read the full fic on ao3] Written for my February BOTM winner maturedean​, who requested an animal shelter!AU. ♥
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wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!

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thesnadger
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weaselle

I know exactly what happened. Because it happened to me.

I trained for years to be a con artist. I told my friends and family that I wanted to be a magician, but that was just a cover for why I was constantly practicing sleight of hand. 

In junior high and high school, I would shop lift a bunch of candy on my way to school, sell it to kids at the morning break, and use that money to run a crooked poker game at lunch.

Finally, when I was 19 or 20, I felt I was ready, and I picked my first pocket. I was on the bus, bumped a guy as I passed down the aisle, got his wallet, super clean.

In the wallet was several hundred dollars. A huge first score, I had been hoping for a couple twenties. I sat there looking at the, like, 400 bucks, thinking.

That was my rent at the time. We were both on the bus. It was likely his rent too. Lord knows the only reason to carry that much cash on the bus is you’re on your way to pay a bill. We were both on the bus, you know? That’s not someone I was comfortable stealing from.

I tapped him on the shoulder and told him “hey i think you dropped this” and gave it back to him with all the money still in it. It was the first and last time I ever picked a pocket.

Picking a rich person’s pocket is a loosing game. They probably have credit cards and not cash, those credit cards probably have the best anti-theft measures their bank can provide, and you probably can’t get close enough to those people to pick their pockets unless you’re already rich yourself.

The people who’s pockets you can reliably pick are the people around you. The people who are also on the bus, who are in this same shitty situation with you.

As wealth inequality becomes more drastic picking pockets has very clearly become “stealing from other poor people” and it’s not satisfying. I want to steal from Google and Apple and Fox and Facebook and General Mills and Hershey and Tesla. Not the person next to me.

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So...does this mean we're not gonna see Eddie and Venom fuck?!

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Yeah, no, fuck kids

What is wrong with y'all???

A pseudo-cannibalistic antihero SHOULD BE R-rated. Motherfucker's whole identity is eating people and having pretty loose morals about it, how is it in any way for kids?

Make it R-rated and then if a kid wants to see it, the parent accompanies them.

"Sure, the story is about the cannibalistic aliens with the bajillion fangs and serial killer tendencies, but we want children to enjoy it too"

Not getting why media gotta be toned down for the sake of children who arent even ours:

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pewterkat

Back in My Day (tm) our parents either gave us permission to watch a movie or they didn't. This trend of stuffing movies down into a PG-13 rating to make it more "family friendly" (???) is stifling creativity and causing more problems for the industry as a whole. It's not gonna kill them to wait til they're older. The same parents who demand this stuff are probably the same ones who complain their kid is always glued to a screen but refuse to actually go and do something about it. God forbid they parent. Some things in this world need to be safer for kids, but movies made for adults, which in all forms can be locked away from children if need be, aren't one of those. There's plenty of other media for kids.

^^^

My nephew is 7 and watches content that is definitely not kid friendly. He is obsessed with five nights and freddy’s and plays roblox so he knows all the horror killers throughout time and loves Stranger Things.

He also had to shut off a kid’s cartoon because it was “too scary.” 

I also remember I was like the ripe old age of 8 or 9 when I saw Starship Troopers and that had male and female nudity and now I’m bisexual so you know maybe they’re onto something.

Kids might get ideas

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pyrebomb

“Ship means something you want to see happen.” Bitch, no it don’t. This weird-ass modern culture of lobbying show-runners to make your ship canon didn’t emerge until the advent of social media. (And recent social media like twitter, not shit-you-forgot-existed like MySpace.) Shipping and fandom in general have been around much longer, so you can stop acting like “this is the way it has always been uwu” right the fuck now.

Until relatively recently, most fans I’ve known have been perfectly okay with their ships never being canon. I, personally, would be actively offended if certain ships of mine became canon. That is not why I ship them. What I want from canon and what I want from fandom are often entirely different things that only intersect on the margins.That is why fanworks are called “transformative” ffs.

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Stunning Surreal Photography Collages by Hüseyin Şahin

Rationality versus irrationality, fantasy versus reality, logic as opposed to magic create constraints in our imagination as we grow up; we undergo a continuous struggle within ourselves, curbing our childlike curiosity and our desire to explore. However, Istanbul-based visual artist Hüseyin Şahin broke free of these limitations to compose surrealistic scenes.

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Fan fic authors are not professional writers.

Expecting them to be perfect and never make mistakes is setting yourself up to be an asshole.

Do you know how long it takes to write and publish a 60k novel for most published authors? Years. Plural.

That includes time spent writing multiple drafts and doing research and multiple rounds of edits. Access to a professional editor, and the ability to hire sensitivity readers. The list goes on and on and on.

Fan fic authors owe you nothing. They are churning out multiple novel length fics (or the equivalent in one shots) a year while still holding down school/jobs.

And you're gonna jump down their throats because they wrote a pairing differently than you prefer??

Shut the fuck up.

Tags exists for a reason. Read them and move on if the fic is not for you.

I mean really. We all just lived through fucking 2020. Let people enjoy their FAKE gay porn in peace.

Jfc.

This is so real. I saw a post going around about how "fanfic authors don't accept critique anymore" And it's like? Imagine you bake a batch of cookies and you take it to the office to share with your co-workers. And then someone just sits down and it's like "Ah, the flavour profile is not quite proper. See, you should have added the brown sugar *after* the flour, and" And it's like? Just eat the fucking cookie, Mike, and shut the fuck up. lmao A hobby doesn't need critique. You don't even need to be good at it. Let people have fun on the internet, for god's sake.

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welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

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eilti

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

This healed me….

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asynca

The Scottish Widows ads are next level

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loosellps

What service does this company offer???????

TBH it doesn’t matter what service they offer. I’m just assuming it’s a front for a network of hitmen.

I assumed it was a historical drama about the Scottish nobility and now I’m very disappointed I can’t illegally download and watch it. 

Scottish Widows: We’re Recruiting

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dhdrawings

You are quite literally missing the best one

I LOVE THIS

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glumshoe

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

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iamnmbr3

everyone out here asking what “tongues battling for dominance” is supposed to mean but only Sony was brave enough to give us answers

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My favorite thing about this is that the "traditional" woman isn't always on the left. By switching it up the artist is really committing to the idea that the right way for a woman to be is however she wants.

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wazzuppp10

Just wish some of the women were plus size..

I really love how much Lainey's art and positivity is bringing people joy and I really hope you're checking out her insta, it's full of so many more

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