That's me but instead of cracking it's just stuttering like a bumbling idiot over every other fucking word
Can you imagine wizards at Hogwarts today quoting vines and making memes?
Hufflepuff in potions class: [takes vial] This bitch is empty! [throws] YEET!
Slytherin: This is so sad. Alexa, play Potter Stinks!
Gryffindor: Hi, my name is Trey and I have a Quittitch game tomorrow!
Professor: There’s only one natural enemy to the Werewolf.
Ravenclaw: [gasp] A child!
