This fangame has the funniest bad ends I've seen so far
kanako becoming a financial supporter of kappa technology to avoid losing her faith:

kanako becoming a financial supporter of kappa technology to avoid losing her faith:
theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.
you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage
I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before
I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures
WANT
i keep telling myself i can’t handle longer projects but in the last four days i wrote 23,377 words just totally by the seat of my pants
This is the Good Post of seat-of-your-pants inspiration, reblog so you too may add 23,377 words to your WIP without a single moment of hesitation or self-doubt
you know when you’re in america when your training modules for being an assistant preschool teacher have how to clean toys on one page and how to respond to a school shooting on the next
babies. i have to take a class on how to protect infants, small defenseless innocents that have nothing but good to give to the world, from a school shooter. i have to learn how to keep a 6 month old quiet when gunshots are ringing out in the next room. i have to learn how to hide a room full of babies just woken from naptime by a murder with a gun, how to hold them and rock them and pray they don’t cry and let a shooter know where we are. god bless america
this is okay to rb by the way. this is the reality for teachers, by all means fucking show it to people
have you considered carrying rather than crying on tumblr?
Why should I be expected to carry a gun when I work with 18 month olds? What in teaching children how to walk and speak and hold a crayon and identify the colors of a rainbow equals carrying? Are you a teacher? Do you work with toddlers? Are you willing to work in these conditions? Are you gonna pay my hazard pay? Stand in traffic cunt
Everyone is (rightfully) sad about the end of JAV Titles, but I am also mourning the end of the Touhou bots.
hi everyone, seiga was my bot. she has finally died after nearly 8 slutty, slutty years of service. RIP seigabot august 2015 - april 2023
seiga became very interested in seigabot starting from april 2023
hey GLaDOS fans! if you're looking at this post on desktop, be sure to press and HOLD the R KEY for AT LEAST 10 seconds! GLaDOS LOVES the R KEY!
i wanna save this
isn't the donkey kong universe a subsection of the mario universe?
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okay FINE
heres your food
meow...
אני אוהב אותך!!!
Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,
Os deseo a todes un fantástico fin de semana :) ¡espero que consigais lo que necesitáis de éste mes!
What I Haven't Seen
forgot tumblr polls are single-option so now i am legally considered to have watched everything except house MD
gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets
When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.
In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.
I dislike this.
Pillars and floats like that are pretty stable, compared to regular boats, so there’s even a research vessel, called FLIP, that purposefully capsizes itself to be more steady when conducting research.
YEA IT FUCKIN IS (id embedded in image)
WHAT THE FUCK
Pink.Addison
Sent from: Cyber City Cafe
Soooo...I've been wondering. Blue, Why is your baby named "Powder" anyway? Just curious.
Blue.Addison
Sent From: iBoutique
Oh, it's short for "Powderpuff." It's because she's so fluffy that she looks like a round little powder puff when she curls up! Apparently, my wife got her name in a similar fashion.
Pink.Addison
Sent from: Cyber City Cafe
You mean Snowball?
Blue.Addison
Sent From: iBoutique
yeah. I love her so much...
No1Salesman1997
Sent From: Trash Zone
Mama always told me that she was craving [potted meat product] while she was incubting me in her pOuCH. im sure it has nothing to do with the fact that my first name matches my last name though.
potted meat product
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i dont know why tumblr makes me hide shit in reblogs but. here we are.
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*aggressively defends nest in spring because the magpies have lasted this long doing it*
Suzu gone feral
shouldn't it be bullet or treat, then? "trick or bullet" implies she'll trick you if you don't have a danmaku battle with her
Hey I'm gonna start something that'll maybe go nowhere let's go