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when the barber asks me for a picture of what i want

why’s it called doggy style when literally every type of animal fucks that way

locust style

every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated like 15 untold rules

i bet guinea pigs taste sooo good

guess who just got kicked out of petsmart for being white

She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

Clifford the big red dog has the zoomies event 15 dead 162 injured

"insects have an exoskeleton" walk on outta here with that talk pardner. it's a little box for their paste. ain't no kind of skeleton.

a big win for democracy

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

five nights at boobies

Come on man

five boobs at breasties

ok i’ll google it

oh so youre just a lazy whore

had to make my own dumb thing