
“why are there so many gays on TV???”
because.. there are gays… in real life…. walking among us…. living… breathing…… gaying

“why are there so many gays on TV???”
because.. there are gays… in real life…. walking among us…. living… breathing…… gaying
my birth:
my life:
my death:
I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.
Molly has a real butterfly on her head!
A magical moment..
group projects when no one knows what they’re doing
yeah i got money
*stays mad at someone who was rude to me in my dream*
when distant relatives try to kiss you
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
Fabulous
I love her art so much
Me: *mentions favorite tv show*
Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“
Me:
I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like
and then it just goes downhill from there
professor on the first day of class: *says the fuck word* all the freshmen in the room: :O
“The fuck word”
why the h*ck am i so cold and why isn’t anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for a small amount of ice cream
why did you censor the word h*ck
because it’s a fucking bad word
why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better
Breasticles

