so anxious
very normal about these two 🧍♀️
Overwatch Fanart
Doodles of my favorite metal babies ❤ I keep track of the amount of times I've seen a ramattra in my matches LOL he gives me serotonin 🙏
Anonymous asked:
I LOVED you hate sex Cassidy!! I was sad to see you didn’t have anymore for him :( any chance you could write another one for our cowboy ? Maybe x shy reader or smt! <3
The Sacred Art of Teasing - Cole Cassidy
Pairing: Cole Cassidy x shy! reader
Genre: fluff
Word Count: 700
Summary: cass can’t help but think you’re adorable when you’re flustered, and he knows just how to get you there
CW: reader is shy + gets flustered easily, cass is a big tease, also he’s a bit of a bat rastard rat bastard, general fluff, kissing? bit of chasing lol
yes!! I have more cass in my drafts for when I’m feeling lazy but for now here is a cute one! also i work all weekend but ill try my best to post! enjoy <3
HE IS SO PRETTY I JUST CAN’T RN😫💋
dallasrecklessandrelentless
That fuckin smile at the end
To the worried person in the comments:
No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.
Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.
However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.
Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.
this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me
Mana-sama (the one modeling these shots) is indeed a cis man for those unfamiliar. That is exactly how he would look with he/him in his bio.
why do people never include recent photos. hes in his fifties now and still serves (these r all from the mdm twitter)
patient: bleeding from every orifice and in respiratory arrest
house’s shoes:
Me dying in hospital from a mysterious illness while House’s diagnostic team illegally breaks into my apartment to swab my dildos for bacteria
The adhd modes of food
1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck
2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine
3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart
4. Mac And Cheese
5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.
6. You’re hungry. But every food you can think of sounds disgusting. Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.
7. The food you’ve been obsessively eating for the past 2 weeks and you relied on is now the grossest thing you could put in your mouth
Teacher Jing yuan thoughts!!
Nsfw,mild yandere themes,implied fem reader mdni this is really short
Jing yuan would be the perfect teacher!!’ Even though his class is so hard and difficult he always offers to help you after class and who are you to say no? It really does start off innocent and you can ignore the way his hand always finds its way to your thigh because you need the credit in this class so badly!! Jing yuan is such an understanding teacher and he knows what’s best for you<33 that’s why he makes you suck him off under his desk,and then fucks you on said desk after!! You know it’s wrong and you probably shouldn’t but you really need to pass this class and pleasing him is the only way!! :((
He’s so nice at the end too!! Helping you put back on your now cum stained panties and wiping off the excess of his cum from your shaking n weeping thighs,He even lets you spend the rest of lunch break resting on his lap so you’ll actually be able to walk to your next class(he loves seeing you limp around after the fact and having to make up excuses to your friends) he knows you work so hard for him and he’ll always be ready to reward you for it<33
babygirl your enormous eyebags and just barely noticeable tremor have captivated me
things that i drew last week and i probably wont be able to touch up before the new bcs episode so imma post them now, some studies
cats kitty kitties
also lalo as a wolf ((cats for scale, wolf big))
its just funny to me that chicago sunroofing is in fact a vital part of saul goodman lore