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concrete jungle wet dream tomato
yeah libraries are cool but have you ever found a library with a secret doorway disguised as a bookshelf that leads to a smaller, hidden library filled with ancient books full of mysteries and forgotten knowledge? me neither and i'm sad about it
How dare you dude. Trent was wearing that purple cashmere sweater tonight because he wanted to try something new and expand his wardrobe. You know purple isn’t in his normal color palette and he was really unsure about himself. Why would you make fun of him dude what’s your fucking deal. If you keep putting your bros down like this then I’m gunna have to suspend you from the frat
Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor
I would like everyone to know that vulture vomit is very stinky. It smells of rotting flesh and they use it to drive away predators
Direct action
hey, at least have a picture of the American vultures doing this, not eurasian/african vultures, they are very different creatures!
Apparently vultures are protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, so there is nothing ICE can do about this except politely try to shoo the birds away.
do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit
poopcop
GREAT octopus TEN OUT OF TEN shiny
misscrits
This is a first edition holographic octopus. This is worth a lot of money.
Of all the people we should be drug testing it should be the people who have literal stashes of drugs at their work place
do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms
why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk
I need a frame of reference here
go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him
