i am at the race track with mitski. i peek to see which dogs she is betting on. i bet on the other ones
"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me
this is peak comedy to me
Wife Swap
starting a kickstarter for tumblr to collectively buy the CW
I already have a great idea for the first show we’ll make it’s about an asexual and a pansexual who are roommates but the twist is that
gen z: *blurry stock photo of lemons with the caption “lemn”*
Here have this
I laughed so hard at this
characters who continuously tell themselves they’re okay and even start to believe it until someone says their name very gently and asks if they’re alright, at which point the facade crumbles completely
darlingicarus
NO!!!!!
Long pomegranate
Hades
Olympian girls make do
Unlike photoshopped watermelons and other such fruits, maize comes in every funky color you can imagine in real life!
So do carrots and potatoes! I don't know why we use the most boring version of every food
I do! It's because cultivars of foods that are sold in grocery stores are specialized to have a long shelf life and resist bruising and pests and stuff, which means we don't have all the yummy variety. :(
Why didn't they try that with all of them once they knew how with one?
Selective breeding takes a long time. If you hybridize a Sturdy, Easy to Grow, Pest Resistant Corn and a Purple Corn, you might not get a corn that's Sturdy, Easy to Grow, Pest Resistant, and Purple. It's not like Sturdy is even one gene. You'd have to slowly breed the Purple into the Sturdy Corn.
And by then it wouldn't even be Purple Corn anymore, it would be a purple color variant that tastes and otherwise is much like the generic Sturdy Corn For Walmart.
Monocultures and obsession with maximum profit and productivity kill the variety...
I'm looking it up and you can buy rare varieties of seeds and plants in a variety of places, such as here
Some of these are specialized for popcorn, some for corn meal, they all have different purposes. Maize is really remarkable.
Definitely something to look into, since a lot of garden seeds you buy in your home and garden store don't allow you to save seeds and grow them again.
Realseeds in the UK is a great heirloom seed company, who regularly undermine their own business model by begging you to save your own seeds rather than buying from them, which I love. In addition to selecting American strains for the UK climate, leading to the Glass Gem I won’t stop boring you about…
They also authored my favourite listing for bean seeds in the world:
y'all, i am begging you to do your research on heirloom seed companies, especially US based ones because they are hotbeds of settler white supremacy. rareseeds is actually baker creek seeds and they not only supported cliven bundy when he and his gang occupied malheur reserve in oregon 5 years ago and continued to give him speaking opportunities as recently as 2019, they carry his seed stock in their store. if you want some of the asian varieties they carry, kitazawa seed is a much better choice. alliance of native seed keepers will probably carry most if not all of the tomatoes, corn, peppers, potatoes and other native american veggies that baker creek does and for half the price. hudson valley seed co is doing great preservation work that you can be a part of by growing their varieties. this is a list with 5 black-owned seed companies to support. do not give baker creek your money dollars!!
Oh, is this why I got that anon asking me about why I was posting a link to a seed website that "supports white supremacy," with no elaboration or follow up?
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For all your dnd purposes
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To the thousands of people who keep reblogging this and complaining about the links not working: this is the version of the post that has completely updated links. Stop yelling at me for breaking the links please <3
I think this relevant content for all vampire fandoms…
True to be told, my fav is the messy 80s vampire 😂 I regret nothing
the trans male experience is being afraid that if you wash your hands in a public men's restroom you will be clocked
one time I went in the men's room at a bar, got clocked and told I needed to leave so later I walked up to that dude at a table with some chick and announced to her that He Doesn't Wash His Hands After Handling His Dick and walked away
you are quite literally braver than any U.S. marine
transphobes are real mad to find out that trans people are finally exposing their darkest secret: that cis men don't wash their hands sometimes
If you're a cis man, every time you wash your hands you wash away some of the cis until one day you just get dragged off by a squadron of catgirls to get your gender transed.
to the "cis men" reblogging this with how excited you are for the catgirls to come and trans you:
i hope the egg cracks soon, bud.
she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath
This post is so incredibly dumb and everytime I come across it I just can’t help but laugh. This site is just magical. Where else will you get this nonsense?