wry laughter

Music is important.

There’s something to be said for fiction that’s predictable. Like I don’t always want to watch or read something that makes me nervous and wonder what’s going to happen. Sometimes it’s nice to read something where you know exactly how it’ll end. It can be relaxing just to watch a plot unfold.

This is actually one of the reasons that spoilers make it easier to enjoy a story.

YES. Most days, I have enough stress and anticipation and worry in my life. And, I mean, it’s easy to find books and other stories where I’m on tenterhooks. Being able to find a story (or write one) where the tags include ‘nothing bad happens’ and ‘everyone lives happily ever after’ is priceless.

I don’t know how these videos keep getting funnier, but holy shit.

@succulentrobotass @mordantata

ME MMF FUCKING HOWLIJG JH

[vine of a screaming rubber chicken rolling down a roof. as it falls off the edge, it gets fainter.]

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a clumsy team leader

lance looks best when smiling (i wanted to join the homesick lance bandwagon but surprise surprise, more bad jokes i’m sorry)

I was adjusting my adblock settings and accidentally blocked the entire website

an improvement

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oh boy do i got some news for ya

why did they have to word it like that….

Why not? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Another new image has come from CoroCoro. This image showcases another new Pokémon but doesn’t provide many details about it including type, classification and so forth. This Pokémon is called Namakobushi and is said to be able to send its insides out from its mouth and use as a fist.

Source: Serebii

Oliver Wood was probably more excited than anyone else when the news came out that Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter were expecting a baby because DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH QUIDDITCH TALENT THAT CHILD HAS IN ITS GENES

How many fucking Ice Ages can they make. Who is asking for more Ice Ages

I didn’t click through to check but I really hope all 20 examples were just dodgy photoshops of the parent’s face onto their kid

mood: that music they played in the old Pokemon anime when they were chasing anything/being chased

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

well you did ask

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

i slave away over a hot blog frying up the tastiest shit posts this side of the millennium and this is the thanks i get

i thought this was a post from shitpostgenerator omg

i work hard to produce fresh, healthy, homecooked shit posts and you compare me to that capitalist shit post giant whos shit posts are all full of preservatives and hormones