Kailey

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

When Rihanna said “none of my ex’s are married or in happy relationships so it’s safe to say I wasn’t the problem” LMAOOOO I FELT THAT

Someone just used the phrase “balls deep in a panic attack” aka my new catch phrase

i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean the world to me

when :)  you :) try :) to :) be :) positive :) but :)  life :) kinda :) just :) sucks :) :) :) 

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

I really need to stop saying depressing/rude/terrifying things in a deadpan voice and expecting people to realize i’m joking

#yeah the thousand-yard stare doesn’t help either

being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

That’s a very optimistic way of looking at pessimism

i hope everybody is doing their best even tho we’re all doomed

me: this bitch is ruining my life

friend: omg who??

me: it’s.. . me

Ladies, it’s time for all of us to move to another dimension

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

damn! ive been going through some SHIT! this! year! but im pulling through! 

i am not real.. i made myself up

yes,,,, I do bdsm … being depressed so much

when people ask me if I’m okay: no bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate when people call certain dog breeds ugly like dogs dont even have a concept of beauty they only understand love and loyalty how could u project the worst of humanity onto something so pure