Thank you baulders gate 3 for letting us make the men just as slutty

Thank you baulders gate

3 for letting us make the

men just as slutty

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

But really, though 🥺

when u typo a tilde at the end of the sentence instead of an exclamation point and accidentally come off as a whore

you people will reblog anything

college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week

LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:

cool alien gf

YESSS 😭 agree with these placements 😂

penis ensnare and penis beware,

BECOME ENTOMBED IN MY PENIS LAIR!

Wizard Council Provisional Spell Acceptance Application for: (Spell of Penis Lair)

[APPROVED]

i think they should make it illegal for anxiety

y'all are misunderstanding this, dw, it's not illegal to have anxiety, it's illegal for the anxiety to bother you, they'd arrest the anxiety

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

Like this?

actually what the christ

Don’t worry! Once it catches you it won’t have to be blank anymore

Don’t worry! Once it

catches you it won’t have to

be blank anymore

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

my scout loadout is so polite

me as a small victorian child begging the medic to heal me for the 20hp i lost running directly into a mini sentry within the first 10 seconds of the round

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

That was a near-religious experience 

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

World Heritage Post

it really sucks that the "planet of the bass" guy got popular on TikTok solely for making fun of autistic people. like, all of his "pov: you're sat next to the weird kid" videos got him popular, and all they are are him talking with an exaggerated speech impediment and displaying behaviors typically associated with kids and teens with autism to be seen as "annoying". and all of his comments are just people laughing and making fun of people with those traits (i.e, autistic people.) ive had him blocked for almost a year now, and seeing him all over my dashboard is just. idk. shitty ig. im not gonna like, be mad at people for thinking the meme is funny, but its just upsetting that someone who is that awful still has a platform big enough to push him onto multiple social media

like, these are just two of his videos in the "kid that's no fun" series he has. making fun of autistic children for getting overwhelmed, needing ear protection, following rules, needing order. all of which are traits heavily associated and often displayed by children with autism. like, idk, this just feels fucking gross and he built an entire platform off of it AND still regularly posts videos in this series.

kenposting

nokia guy design (2021)

@lohboh