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strange, sweet creature

no but really, so what if someone needs a mobility aid because they're fat? when it comes to mobility aids, it doesn't matter why you need them outside of understanding what your needs are. what really matters is how it would improve your life - make you happier and healthier, like you deserve to be.

this goes for any treatment and support you need because you're fat. fat people have the same right to healthcare that thin people do, and being fat never means you don't deserve wellbeing and safety. fatness is not a wrongdoing. it impacting your health doesn't mean being fat is bad - or that you're bad.

the moralization of disability and fatness is not your fault. please do what you need to be as healthy and safe as you can be. this is your life, no one else's. live it as best you can.

Everyone deserves to be able to live their life and move around the world.

This isn't a thing you have to "earn", it's a basic human right.

Watch slow-motion tongues offer a snapshot of evolution

High-speed cameras capture the many functional properties of lizard tongues

An early interest in reptile feeding behavior led evolutionary biologist Kurt Schwenk to study the tongues of lizards. Like Charles Darwin’s finches, the various forms and functions of lizard tongues help piece together the story how the diversity of reptiles and amphibians evolved. In this video he explains how his high-speed cameras not only capture every flick, shot, and blob, but have also proved useful in studying a variety of other fast-moving organisms and behaviors. 

Read the feature story by Elizabeth Pennisi for more about the fascinating tales of the tongue.

Neurodivergent people love pacific rim bc its basic theses are “two besties who share a braincell can pilot a mecha” and “what if crab was big”

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This snake morph guide is just meant to explain some basics of morphs. I would caution anyone in buying a pet that takes a high level of care just because it's pretty, and frankly any breeder that continues to breed morphs with physiological and neurological defects should be put out of business. I did my best as I find this interesting and believe there's a lot of misinformation out there due to people trying to literally sell things to their audience.

I included some links if you would like additional reading. They range from a study on captive care management, studies I could find relevant to the severe issue morphs, and some general on snake color and scales.

i made all this art it took like two weeks and i did research

Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then

There’s a large bank vault In our building. In the vault is a cabinet. In the cabinet there is a drawer. In the drawer there is a false bottom.

In the false bottom there is a single ear of corn.

What are its secrets?

I miss you, Chicago Board of Trade corn.

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Really wish tumblr had a "people are appropriating and misusing elements of my faith and that is offensive" option for reporting posts...

CATHOLICISM 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 AESTHETIC 👏

catholicism’s only value is in its aesthetic actually. sorry :/

also the guilt thing can be kinda hot when y'all have gay sex

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Catholicism is an aesthetic. When you look at Catholic art and architecture, particularly from the Middle Ages to the Renaissance, cathedrals, statues, stained glass, and all the other trappings of the church were explicitly designed to be an aspirational aesthetic. Church design wasn’t just there so that illiterate people could understand biblical allegory before Mass was done in linguae francae, but to be beautiful and glorify God. Church fathers from St. Augustine to St. Thomas Aquinas had long treatises on beauty, and why it pleases God and why we should strive for it. The Church wants to be #aesthetic and always has.

But heretic! you may say, surely that beauty belongs only to the church and to believers, and only those who ascribe to Catholicism should revel in it?

Well, see now, we need to discuss Catholicism as a domineering force in Western art and how it defined what type of art was allowed to be created throughout much of Europe. Basically, the cultural hegemony of the Catholic church was so constricting in Europe that nobody was allowed to create art about anything else. Well that and portraits of kings and stuff, and maybe mythology. During the Renaissance, mythology got to be bigger, but before than in Europe, you were really limited in what you were allowed to create. Even if you aren’t Catholic, if you’re of European descent, that is honestly part of your cultural heritage. For centuries, Church art and Church architecture was the only allowable aesthetic, and it’s within peoples’ right to explore and reclaim it. We place such incredible value on the Renaissance- in Western society, we let it still inform things like our beauty standards and what we consider to be “real art.” The ghosts of the Renaissance follow us as we deem other cultural traditions worthy or unworthy. It’s a huge problem, honestly, and I think that exploring the Renaissance aesthetic- which just so happens to be Catholic, the two are uniquely intertwined- isn’t something you, OP, or anybody else should try to police. We need to reckon with the past in order to understand how it impacts the present, and using these themes as an #aesthetic can help us think critically about why we feel the way we do about art and where our artistic standards came from.

Also, this doesn’t just cover the traditions of the Renaissance in Western Europe. Look at the role Catholicism has played with Eastern European aesthetics. Look at the hard and fast rules for icon design, and how that grew as the Orthodox churches split away from the Roman church. When you claim that somebody is appropriating your religion, who are you to determine what a person’s background is? What they might be connecting to through the aesthetics of Catholicism? This is especially true for modern Eastern European diasporas- connecting through the aesthetics of faith, even if you don’t practice, is one of the ways that people can connect with distant family histories.

Blasphemer! you may say, only in the modern era have we, and by we I mean Western Culture, strayed from the loving arms of Mother Rome. Surely the modern appropriation of Catholic imagery is a modern mockery?

Now what’s interesting is that when you look at local theology during the golden ages of Catholic architecture, you actually get a variety of beliefs. Outside of Rome and the Papal States, people knew some Latin, mostly in the form of prayers- but people were arguing about theology in general a lot more than they do today. Today’s Catholicism is really tame compared to what it used to be like. The Church has the major points of its philosophy hammered down- all arguments today are minor compared to the rip-roaring pre-medieval fights about things like divinity, sainthood, trinitarian heresies, etc. etc. etc.

Point being, during the sort of golden age of Church architecture, there was a lot of theological variance. What this means is that you really did have little sects and folk beliefs in Catholicism popping up here and there. The Catholic aesthetic you’re so protective of is not modern- it’s medieval and renaissance, the grand and glorious cathedrals, the precious metalwork, the mosaics and inlays and carvings and paintings. This aesthetic was not actually created by the Church as a monolithic faith. Instead, it was created by a Church that existed as something that you aligned yourself with for political power. Church iconography wasn’t just about your belief or faith, it was about showing who you were. Like when we look at Catholic monarchs- by and large they were terrible Catholics and terrible people! It didn’t really matter though, because they looked Catholic, and that was enough. It’s always been an aesthetic. Is it not part of the grand tradition of the religion to have its trappings adopted by people outside of the faith?

It is also important to remember that the aesthetics of faith are not the faith itself. Catholic practices don’t get appropriated like other religions’ practices do. People actually take sacred practices from other faiths and do them without really engaging. But like, nobody’s walking around saying “Paternoster” like they say “Namaste.”

And this leads to what might be the most important bit: Catholicism is an imperial force, and pressed itself upon millions of people. How can you appropriate that which was forced? How can you say in the face of the religious trauma that the Church has caused that it is unfair to play with the aesthetics of it to suit one’s own identity? The Church has much to answer for, and there is no reason not to play around with the aesthetic for your own purposes. Whether you’re exploring your heritage, processing religious trauma, or you just think it looks good, the Church’s history as a global imperalist force means that it’s given up any claim to being a closed practice. In a sense, its global outreach made it public domain. The Church has always wanted to be globally appreciated; who are you, tumblr user, to interfere?

wait what? the fuck? this is the first time I'm hearing about this. christians have a Make New Minecraft World event?

man what the fuck?

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Like I've said before they believe the Antichrist will take over the world specifically by creating world peace and paradise so that everyone will trust him as a global dictator. This is why they called Obama the antichrist, because he said he wanted to end war. They believe the world is meant to fall into ruin and anyone planning to end violence or poverty is working for the devil.

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This end-times prophecy is also why Hobby Lobby doesn’t have barcodes, because they believe they are the Mark of the Beast.

(The end times prophecies are not why they stole Middle Eastern artifacts though, that’s because they’re a.) assholes and b.) Christian dominionism, which is slightly different.)

End times prophecies are also why American evangelicals are so keen on Israel- because they literally need it to exist because of the prophecies. They hate the Jews, but they love the idea of Israel. For apocalypse reasons.

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

Where do I copy-paste these to? "My filters"? "My Rules"?

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'my filters'! if you look closely you'll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters

Adding this because I was very lost trying to find the “my filters” page because I am occasionally a fool and forget how things work and would be, (this is how I did it in firefox) click on the uBlock Origin doodad in the extensions area of your browser (for me, to the right of the url bar), then click the three gears icon (alt text on it is “Open the dashboard”), then the third tab in the dashboard is where you want to put them and click “apply changes”

[ID: A popup on Youtube with the title "Ad blockers are not allowed on YouTube". It gives the user the option to "allow YouTube ads" or "Try YouTube Premium" to continue. /End ID.]

There was a REAL cool bug on my car- a robber fly, I think? I've never seen one like this before.

Reptile people:

If someone tells you they have a pet reptile or reptiles (probably a single terrarium situation), which reptile suggests they are the sexiest person?

Like you meet them and they say “I’ve got a (lizard/snake/etc) at home” - which species is most likely to make you fall in love a little?

@followthebluebell you are the mutual who most comes to mind when answering this important question

ngl, I’d fall in love a little with anyone who keeps reptiles WELL.   i’m gonna focus on men here because i am a certified Man Enjoyer.   Some of this probably holds true for women and non-binary people too.

ok, so I’m SUPER boring and think leopard geckos would be the most appealing.  They’re very, VERY cute, and they also suggest, to me, a person that’s not just keeping the fanciest reptile.  They’re keeping a species that they absolutely love and that’s sexy as hell. 

Leopard geckos may also be a red flag, tho.  Because they’re so SO common and cheap, they’re pretty commonly abused or neglected and that’s not sexy at all.  But nothing ruins the mood more than grilling someone on their husbandry, tbh. 

I think tegus and monitors would ALSO be super sexy--- they imply a person is willing to do lots of research and is interested in behaviors.  You can’t just casually keep a monitor or a tegu.  You need to look into their diet and care.  That kind of devotion is very sexy. 

Potential red flag: reptile dude bros love keeping monitors---especially giant monitors--- because they think ME BIG STRONG MAN, KEEP BIG LIZARD.  Very dull.  But I’m assuming you’re already filtering those guys out. 

Snakes -

ok, this is where things can get a bit murkier.  Ball pythons are HUGE in the reptile community, and tend to be viewed as a bit of a Get Rich Quick scheme.  It’s not uncommon for reptile breeders to keep literal walls of pythons and that is Not Sexy At All.  I don’t think keeping ball pythons is sexy (sorry, ballers; I think ball pythons are very cute too, but they are not an inherently sexy snake).

Arboreal snakes tho?  Very sexy.  If a man is keeping Amazons, I know he’s got a mind for detail when it comes to tank design.  It takes a lot of work to keep certain arboreal snakes happy and healthy, and I appreciate that kind of detail oriented research. 

Giant snakes = giant red flag.  Again, sorry giant enjoyers.  It’s really, REALLY hard to keep giant snakes (african rock pythons, burmese pythons, anacondas, etc) healthy and happy in a typical home.  They need giant cages.  They need things that the average home cannot provide.  I appreciate a man who is able to look at that and go, “yep, can’t do that”.  That’s honesty, that is.  That’s understanding a limit.

And, again, keeping giants is stupid popular with dudebros who associate giant snakes with BIG DICK, and that’s just tiresome. 

I think the single sexiest reptile might be something like the ackie monitor.  Slightly finnicky, so keeping one healthy suggests a mind that really loves animals.  Small enough that people can reasonably keep one in their home without sacrificing an entire room.  Highly personable and pretty intelligent as far as reptiles go, so someone who keeps one probably spends a LOT of time socializing it.  They’re also very uncommon in the dudebro community because they aren’t big and impressive.  They’re also hard to find, so someone who owns one probably has spent a lot of time tracking down a captive-bred specimen.  That demonstrates patience. 

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I think if I had any romantic inclinations at all I would enjoy dating another tegu person for the exact reasons Bluebell laid out. Keeping a tegu happy and healthy shows dedication and patience, and also that they understand the lifestyle you need to have a big lizard that’s probably smarter than you are.