kathryn hahn being absolutely smitten by rachel weisz while the carol opening score plays in the background
Am I going to defend Nicole Rayleigh Haught with all I have even if she fucked up and caused trouble and potentially sold her soul to the Earp's ancestral enemies?
jeremy arriving at the homestead in the next episode when he catches wind that some other dude has been flirting with doc
lmaoooo
Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance
Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you
Anonymous asked:
I am g a y. I eat bread, i look at frogg. I lov wamen.
alright y’all, i’ve been too busy for tumblr being a working man in college and all but the time has come for me to flex on you hoes
I started testosteroni and cheese january 2018 and got my top surgery done may 2019
i was a big chonkin boy for a hot minute weighing in the left corner at 293lbs. in october 2018 i wanted to drop weight for my top surgery and for general health and happiness and started cutting carbs and lifting more with a pal and got down to 240 by top surgery
i healed up and got my diet back together after depression eating during recovery and got back in the gym a few months later and kept losing weight till i was down to 183 by october of 2019, totaling 110lbs in a year
i’ve been keeping the weight off and decided i wanna compete at the iatbp powerlifting meet in atlanta in october but corona’s throwing things off a bit but that doesn’t mean we can’t bounce back from it.
i’m trying to stay positive and remember that progress isn’t linear and that bumps in the road are survivable and i want y’all to remember that too. routines being disrupted throw everyone off but that doesn’t negate the success you’ve already had or the success that’s to come. stay strong my homies, we’re all in this together.
Anonymous asked:
Why do you want to be a comedian?
the free stool with a glass of water on it
