The Beach Boys would go to the beach that makes you old and say “this is nice”
uhhh what about being dommed by the narrathive 🥵
I still maintain that the most annoying part from my end about the mousegirl post fiasco is that like. I would feel way better defending that post if it had been horny from the start. I constantly kick myself that it wasn't a horny post. The takeaway should have been "why are you framing the sexuality of a trans woman as something sneaky and under the radar. Why is your first thought when you see a horny trans woman that she's posting to trick people. like they are falling for some sort of trap. hmm". but instead it's like. Sorry I have a lot of friends that are furries and stream using an avatar with fox ears so I'm prone to making animal puns.
The second most annoying part is that there was an actual horny version of the post from a couple of days later, just before the megapope addition, where I saw that a bunch of people were saying stuff like "I love her" and "I would propose on the spot". So I made a joke about her balancing it on her boobs because I thought it would be funny. But that version never breached containment so like. Whatever. Fine. Get upset about the pun instead I guess.
strong bad: do do do dodo do, lets see the email for today.
hm. a message from, "ZUN." zuuuune. reminds me of a sound effect.
"dear strong bad, i have enclosed a copy of touhou project-" two who project? huh. weird name. anyhoo. "a copy of two who project 6, embodiment of scarlet devil. enjoy."
scarlet devil? what in the
homestar runner: hewwo stwong bad
strong bad: what, homest- what are you wearing?
homestar: im the hakuwei shwine maiden stwong bad
mutuals do this
I can’t believe you cropped out the best part
everything is about steven universe except steven universe which is about
see what happened here was that i showed my screen to my girlfriend and said "what's a funny way to end this post" and she just reached over and hit post
There was a group of angels at the bar tonight. Super intense vibe, but they kept to themselves and didn't disturb the other patrons, except for one point when they all suddenly burst into cheers and ordered a round for the bar. I asked what they were celebrating. They told me that for a split second all of the air molecules bounced petfectly into one corner of the room. It's like their version of the dvd screensaver.
* it's a beautiful day outside.
* flowers are blooming,
* wedding bells are chiming...
* on days like these...
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× Nagito: keyozee (IG)
× Photography: ethereal.ghost (IG)
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p.s Happy Birthday Nagito !
i need all the weird neo-puritans of tumblr and toktok and twitter to realize that people have been having fun casual sex for literally all of human existence and that’s a good thing
you think our ancestors weren’t making sexy eyes at each other over a mug of mead and fucking nasty behind the tavern??? you think cavepeople weren’t having fun animalistic sex??? pull your head out of your ass
the people of pompeii: *openly have brothels and dicks on the floors and picture sex menus*
2023 twitter user: people are only having casual sex because their brains are rotted by porn and capitali- what’s that? yes i was raised catholic why do you ask?
Bitches love my standardized system of weights and measures
Bitches love my large penis
