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"biblical angels" you do realise there are angels in the old testament that are literally just regular looking guys, right? you do know that the hallucinogenic incoherent descriptions are in like. two books. and the rest of the time angels are just guys. you know that, right?

and I'm not saying don't have fun with weird angels. I'm saying, either the eldritch forms are for special occasions, or the society of the angels is Many-Eyed-Many-Winged-Interlocking-Circles, Four-Faces-Six-Wings, and Mike.

Literally Raphael is just a normal person!

this is what the heavenly breakroom is like

Oh no now I love the water cooler angel

Okay, the prev tags said “stan water cooler angel,” and of course I misread that to be a name, not a verb, sooooo...

I hope to see a lot of Good Omens fan content about Stanley, the angel who looks like a water cooler.

I too thought the water cooler was an ultra-minimalist, golem sort of angel on the first glance.

Clearly this is a sort of "function defines form" sort of thing. Mike and Ralph are low key messenger Angels, or run those errands where they want to be mistaken for human. Rings, Four Face and Bushy* deliver messages that are more intimidating, or communicate with the more, *cough* dramatic humans. Stan does administrative stuff in heaven and only has a sort of human looking shape because Big G likes it.

*He was the one that talked to Moses, but they wont let him be on fire all the time so he just looks like a tumbleweed in heaven.

Let’s play Writer’s Would You Ever

Send me an ask that says “Would you ever write…” and continue the sentence.

I’ll respond with yes or no and give an explanation as to why if I want to.

The paradox of tolerance is only a paradox if you think of tolerance as some sacred and unconditional moral duty. Some ultimate and absolute law with no exceptions, and if you ever slip into the sin of intolerance, you must repent yourself and beg for forgiveness. Yeah no fuck that. Tolerance is a social contract. You're in the game as an equal player for as long as you play by the same rules as everyone else, and if you don't, your ass is fucking out. You're not entitled to the same respect you won't give others.

"Oh so you all tolerate each other just because you tolerate each other, but if I want to destroy you, then all of a sudden you want to destroy me?" Literally yes. That's the gist of it. What's not clicking. This equation is so simple it barely counts as math.

Alternate take - tolerance can be extended to everyone, because tolerance is about what people are and believe, not what they do to nonconsenting others. "Everyone is welcome" but everyone is also held to certain expectations in their behavior.

Religious coalitions operate on this form or tolerance all the time - "I believe that your beliefs are fundamentally flawed and sinful and you believe the same of mine, but we will leave that for higher powers to sort out and tolerate our differences of beliefs (yes, even the intolerant ones) to accomplish a common material goal."

Tolerance isn't endorsement, it isn't support. It's literally allowing something you disagree with to exist. There is no Paradox of Tolerance as long as punishment is reserved for behaviors and administered in an unbiased fashion.

Tl:dr, the issue isnt how tolerance is given, it's how it is defined.

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I feel like the HTP/winterbones fandom is very divided on this but I'm curious to know how divided and where everyone stands. Please explain your thoughts and reasoning in the replies or tags if you don't mind! Why do you love it or hate it? If there are specific situations where you're fine with it but not others, what are they?

I love it for a murder-puppy, or a personality growing from an Asset blank slate. When I think of Winter, my first thought is a version of the character who is badass, yet fundamentally innocent in some ways. Sometimes a darker version, but always a personality constructed out of protocols and scraps.

I get all the "Hydra wouldnt use it cause dehumanization" arguments, but considering people cannot be stopped from humanizing actual robots (the stories about bomb disposal teams and their bots are particularly crazy) I imagine anyone who has actually worked with him does all the "it" "Asset" stuff for official briefings and "he" "Winter" "Big Blue" etc in casual conversation.

Hey! Question for writers. How do you do that

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Most of the time, no damn idea.

It’s the Caterpillar Idiom thing. Once you figure out your own version of the basics, you go forward and don’t pay more attention than you can help to what your legs are doing.

ETA: Centipedes, I should have said. Or millipedes. FFS, I haven’t even had my tea yet. 😄

It's okay, a Caterpillar idiom may be less accurate, but it also makes me less likely to smash my writing process with a heavy object...

Okay, consider this Taserbones thought... Triple Agent Rumlow was a reverse honeypot.

He didn't need more people to lie to, or worse, Peirce to have any personal leverage on him. But he's a good looking dude and SHIELD women are not afraid to ask first. If he just turns everyone down he'll be a puzzle, a challenge or on bad terms with the people who support his team in the field.

So he takes all the training he has in reading and manipulating people and... turns it 90 degrees. Takes the dates and then dresses just a little wrong for the venue, is too loud or too quiet, reads what she's looking for in a goodnight kiss and does the exact opposite. They never call back, and he "tries" for a second date just often enough that no one thinks he's blowing them off on purpose.

I don't know if he pulls this on Darcy and she puts it together post Uprising or she is interested in him post WV and gets dozens of warnings. I just love the idea of a "vinegar pot" routine.

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Thank you so much! This was an intriguing prompt idea and I feel like it's one that could inspire multiple Taserbones fics. It took me a little while, but here is a nice reverse honeypot/vinegar pot Brock Rumlow, currently resisting Darcy's matchmaking attempts.

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Thank you, that was fun and Brock just doesn't know what went wrong with Darcy's carefully arranged dates, sometimes people don't click, ya know? 😉😋🤣

Ironhawk MCU headcanon

Tony and Clint had a little friends with benefits thing going on during the Hydra Base Runs period prior to Age of Ultron, and one of the ground rules Tony set was that they call it off if either of them had something more serious. So when Clint reveals his adorable farm family, Tony cycles through denial, salt and avoidance before shoving the whole thing out of his mind to deal with Ultron.

Afterwards of course, he goes back to anger because damn it, Barton, you could have used any number of excuses to drop our thing when you knew I wouldn’t have accepted this and instead you lied to me, what the hell? And they have a huge screaming blow up with all number of regrettable accusations, leading to cutting all ties once neither is full time with the Avengers.

And that’s why Hawkeye was an OOC raging asshole in Civil War.

Hello everyone! I decided to create this account separately from my main ( @rip1009) because I wanted for a long time now to attempt to bring to the fans some small events and keep the fun going for us #hydrahusbands fans.

Soooo....

Here is my first ever try at this, a summer fun event!

Hydra Husbands Summer Event 2023

Okay, like I dont have enough WIPs and an event of my own I'm failing at, now I MUST use the "Summer Loving" bunny that's been hanging around the edges of my brain for a decade and make it undercover Hydra Husbands...

Sending out support this Father's Day to those who are dreading the obligatory call, who don't want to talk, don't want to pretend. A comforting shoulder for folks who don't want to give that card or that hug.

Take care of yourself, and be kind to yourself in whatever obligations you have - your priorities and compromises are no ones to judge.

And if you just forget, just have so much else going on, you can blame me! Here : "No, this weekend is Juneteenth, right? I think Father's Day is next weekend, cause it's still in next week's flyers?"

Okay so apparently my experiences are not universal

Pls reblog I wanna know if remembering your first fanfic is common or not

I voted kinda with plot, but I'd like to clarify that this is also what I remember of fics from a week ago, so honestly I remember it as well as anything I'm not waiting desperately for an update to.

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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

Dude, this is a trap. You fuck with foreign music and find yourself loving this absolute bop about a huge bunch of balloons or something, then it gets so popular in the US they do an English version of it and you find out you've been bopping to nuclear apocalypse... Of course in this scenario, you are gen X and so you shrug and just keep bopping, because what else are you gonna do with the oncoming nuclear apocalypse? Still, the warning stands.