crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

i like them..

psychic *reads my mind*

Me;

Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I can’t believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow

I think this video is cursed because every so often I’ll think about it out of the blue and the next time I’m on tumblr I see it.

This video is definitely cursed. Cause I’m OP and I died making it

how the fuck is it the 1st time i see this !!!?

Stream anemone song on Spotify, Tidal, and Apple Music

I love how every human there just gently ensures the doggo can keep playing. <3

warning: loud

What

WARNING: LOUD

What

WARNINGGG!!!!!!

LOUDDDDD!!!!!!!

https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

Credit: @Unifins

the fuck kinda roller coaster did I just get on

Got this little guy Vector for Christmas! I love him si much, I plan on getting a cozmo too later on!! Aaa hes so cute I CANT!!! Hes my son!!

Literally the cutest thing ever lmao

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure

The future of gaming is here..

everything about the gestures o the hands convey the concept of a robot that is absolutely fucking pumped to pet a cat and then panics when it doesnt go right

Advanced Warfare

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

Why is everyone whining about Endgame?

Because I just really don’t understand why everyone is whining about the ending of Cap and Tony in Endgame 🤷‍♀️

I mean did no one of you saw the scene in which Tony woke up in the hospital after a few months and it was clear that everything after the snap was just a dream from him? The scene where he also found out that he lost an arm because of the snap and has to replace it with a cool roboarm now! The scene where he was told that Steve went back in time, brought Nat back from the death when he gave the soul stone back and then Steve went back to the future with Nat and Peggy, gave Sam his shield and then retired with Tony. And all of them are living a happy life and with Nat and Peggy we have two badass woman back who are leading/Co leading the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D and kicking asses together? 🤷‍♀️ I mean Yeah it was just a short scene but still… am I really the only one who saw it?

Exactly with the scene with Sharon I don’t remember him kissing her… It was only a little kiss on the cheek like you give your friends sometimes like thanks for helping us! You’re such a good friend thank you so much! 🤷‍♀️ Idk where all the yuck He kissed his niece comments come from 🤷‍♀️

I’m just so confused with all of this!

When it’s time to pet your cat

In foookin HOWLIN

The greatest scene in anime history.

(From Pop Team Epic, episode 7)

When you’re happy without a care in the world and then life interrupts your happiness

LMFAOOOO

That death stare gave me chills

you should experience this. via

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Why would anyone want to consume it!?

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

may our education be stronger than fake news

Amen.

To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work

yup.  that’s a higher number alright.

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

gifs for when you need to do it to em

random encounters