someone date me so we can own dogs together 

I know there’s no assigned seats in college but if I’ve been sitting in the same seat since for seven weeks don’t fuckin sit there

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

by Safely Endangered

someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one

update: i’m out of watermelon

make watermelon clothes

how does one not reblog this

(photo via devvy_downer)

Look at his eyes. He looks like he just realised what a problem he has.

Haha that last comment got me

yo if you’re a cis girl or afab and femme presenting and you’d be comfortable with having a trans girl roommate, please reblog this. i just need reinforcement that there are girls out there who wouldn’t be disgusted by a girl like me.

Incredible Calligraffiti By Tolga Girgin

on Behance | Instagram 

Tolga Girgin is  a Turkish graphic designer and electrical engineer who experiments with calligraphy. He works as an electrical engineer at a company in his home town of Eskişehir, Turkey.

THIS IS MESSING ME UP SO BAD

this is witchcraft

I WANNA THROW UP

clothing adjustments that need to happen

• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests • plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing • clothes for tall people that won’t ride up • pants for people with no butts • cute bras in bigger sizes •the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear

pockets

Fucking pockets

what kind of an attempt was that even

that was an attempt?

Lipizzaner horses, known for their classical dressage performances, are born black or brown and become lighter each year. In about 10 years, they become a white color. 

I had an ex boyfriend threaten to publish my nudes when we broke up, so I published them myself with his threatening messages and tagged all his friends, relatives and potential new girlfriends. I think the boy still has whiplash from that plot twist.

You’re my hero

i broke up with my gym we were just not working out

R U DTF

NO STOP

I love the way he sleeps (Source: http://ift.tt/1xtrCkM)

fuckers acting like selfies are “unhealthy” and “self-absorbed” when old ass generations sat and got their selfies painted for hours by talented artists

ANCIENT EGYPTIANS MADE SOLID GOLD STATUES OF THEMSELVES. ANCIENT GREEKS/ROMANS MADE MARBLE FUCKING STATUES OF THEMSELVES. TAKE A DAMN SELFIE