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teddy roosevelt photo (BABY NOT GRAVE)

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Star Trek, Dragon Age 2, monsters, animals, and weird movies! She/her, early 30s. Married to my job (for better or for worse). Kaelio on AO3. @iwtv-kael for just vamps.

when anne rice's brain got destroyed by the internet she talked about kittens living forever on the astral plane. when jkr's brain got destroyed on the internet she decided catturd "had some good ideas"

textbooks should be free if you need that information for writing weird gay porn

thinking of louis i've read too many books and figure myself jane eyre collapsed on the moors de pointe du lac having a locket with his first husband's picture in it stashed somewhere in the dubai penthouse. daniel cracks it open and it's the biggest red flag picture of a man he's ever seen

i'm watching the architectural digest video about the barbie movie set and i just want to thank greta gerwig for making this movie specifically for me. i know $100 million was a lot to spend, but i'm worth it.

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wrong. she did it for me also. however no one else is allowed to add themselves to this post, i am specifically stopping it at two people and those people are us. nobody else

I was talking to my mom on the car speakerphone and then right as I was done with the call and was pulling into my parking spot I decided to just run over the Burger King cup someone dropped there earlier and I went "ohh sorry daddy I've been naughty". I had not hung up.

Anne Rice (2014) vastly more correct than most online pundits

(Also there's a layout error; it should obviously say "pass more tax cuts for the rich, the would be for uncontrolled banks and lending institutions".)

This I feel I knew but her bluntness is still funny. "Would you be a vampire even with all the Horrors?" Yes "aren't you worried about all the downsides of immortality?" nope

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In the Anne Rice universe the reason we never see any sports vampires who love sports is most sports are done during the day so all the sports vampires get too depressed and kill themselves once March Madness starts or whatever

german tourists will come up to you and say some shit like entschuldigung ist there a Nationallostundgefundenbüronummer i can call weil i have mein handytelefon gelosten :( and you have to look at them like they’re a dog that is about to be put down and go Herr wir sind in Südeuropa be so so ernst rn

DVDs for vampires that show things happening in the daytime, like birdfeeders and stuff. like those little movies you can have play for your cat when you're at work

men: *add claws to a character design to communicate that it's evil*

women: *add claws to a character design to communicate that it's evil, and sexy*