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that post about how maseratis aren't sports cars they're business cars and how nora clearly knew fucking nothing about cars is ruining my life because now i've SEEN pictures of maseratis and. the post is right. that's not a goddamn sports car it's not even COOL. and here i'm acting like andrew has the world's coolest sports car. i spent half my life making fun of stephenie meyer for acting like a volvo was the coolest thing around and now i AM her. absolute misery. new chapter's here https://archiveofourown.org/works/24648907/chapters/98746866

this is from "old town road" so don't worry ur not the only one to make this mistake

The epic frisslimbim x @paradoxolotl crossover we’ve all been waiting for.

DED

chag chanukah sameach let’s get lit 🕎

[ID: the bugs bunny meme. It has been edited to say “I wish all my Jewish followers a very pleasant Hanukkah” /end ID]

dare i say, shakespeare who? i only know a 5 foot nothing poetic blond

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

after the pain of wayward son, AWTWB feels too good to be true and I am still not convinced that a fanfic writer did not intercept the book shipments and gave us this happiness instead

My personal theory was that it was going to be sad, and then COVID happened and Rainbow just didn’t have another one of those I her. She ended up writing what we got instead, and honestly I’m not mad

the Acknowledgements at the end of awtwb, Rainbow said "I wrote this book at a time the entire world was afraid and uncertain." She continued to say how greatful she is to have this book to work on and progress with...

so I think you're on to something with your theory ;)

The gay awakening icons:

The gay awakening icons:

uhm actually saying “go touch grass” is really offense because some people are allergic to grass and you’re basically telling them to kill themselves via fjdjfhskdiewnaldkskjdjenw 10;8:!/&&/ snjdjdjdjebssk xdmdmw 7 (walked into an electric fence)

diversity win! the person who is using an electroshock weapon against you over and over is using your preferred pronouns!

ID: Tumblr tags reading #good. taze xem again. /End ID

diversity win! this post about you being electrocuted is now accessible to screen readers.

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

This is good stuff to know!

daily aftg hc that has probably been done before: matt and dan telling neil jokes everyone has heard before but neil doesn't count as everyone. they always get a smirking sort of smile from neil that clearly conveys that he thinks it's stupid but funny nonetheless. sometimes it will drive the others crazy because how many knock knock jokes do they know?? (too many) but also they know neither of them will stop until neil has heard every single one he missed out on

How do you do, fellow lesbians? Happy day of visibility!! 🎂

To quote Derry Girls:

We’re doing great. I’m turning six years old in lesbian this year 💗💕💗 to celebrate this day of gay please consider checking out my lesbian fantasy and science fiction short story collection! 

You can purchase it here! 🌸

Me: *hates sports. Hates watching them. Hates playing them. Hates the people who play them. Hates the idea of sports. Hates how popular they are. Hates hates hates sports

Also me after reading gay sport mafia book:

like literally there will never be anything funnier than a vampire being like “my life sucks nobody has it as bad as me : (” and they’re literally actively murdering some random dude who was on his way home from his fucking 9-5 or whatever