“Do you know why we have the sunflowers? It’s not because Vincent van Gogh suffered. It’s because Vincent van Gogh had a brother who loved him. Through all the pain, he had a tether, a connection to the world. And that is the focus of the story we need – connection.” ― Hannah Gadsby

just four girls and a wee english fella

so who’s ready to get back to this hot mess

can’t believe merlin emrys said himbo rights

can’t believe merlin emrys said himbo rights

merlin emrys also said melodramatic bitch rights

me at every minor inconvenience, ever

okay so he really just looks like that all the time huh. okay. cool. goddamn. 

this is so fucking funny for a vast number of reasons, but including and especially because Arthur’s whole face just SCREAMS “oh, no, Merlin will be disappointed in me :(” and he immediately and instinctively takes whatever steps he possibly can to rectify this

merlin emrys might have said melodramatic bitch rights, but arthur pendragon just said bitch rights

oh, boy, Merlin, have I got some great news for you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

the bastard himself!!!!!

bold of this punk-ass bitch to assume anyone, anywhere, ever likes what he has to say

hey, Uther, turn on your location, i just want to talk     

humble (but right) opinion: the absolute, raw fury in Merlin’s voice when he corrects Arthur is the best thing to ever come out of this series. discuss. 

merlin just physically cannot go even one (1) full conversation without dragging arthur huh 

okay so he really just looks like that all the time huh. okay. cool. goddamn.

finally,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the one (1) episode where Uther Pendragon and Merlin Emrys unite to say melodramatic bitch rights together

okay so he really just looks like that all the time huh. okay. cool. goddamn.

this implies it’s just Merlin’s job to fix any and all furniture in the castle and honestly???? yeah. i wouldn’t put that past arthur. at all.

Arthur immediately turns around and uses this to make fun of Merlin but you know what???? you fucking know what????? a heightened startle response is a big ptsd mood and we already know merlin’s got heaps of it, so, uh, yeah, @ arthur pendragon, respect trauma victims, including your servant, or die by my sword

y’all ever think abt the fact that this is an actual canon thing that actually happened or nah

wow can’t believe sir percival also said himbo rights. a true ally. 

really rude of Merlin Emrys to look like that and not be in my bed. the nerve. the audacity. 

bECAUSE THATS LITERALLY THE PLOT OF EVERY GODDAMN EPISODE MERLIN FNHFGBGFGVFDCFVDXCVDS

Merlin Emrys is the proud president of the Fuck Uther Pendragon club 

ghnjghghfgbhgfgb merlin literally straight-up GLARES at Arthur the whole way out of the room???? he NEVER takes his eyes off Arthur????? even once????? im screaming. your fave could never be this petty

UTHER PENDRAGON LEAVE MY QUEEN ALONE OR I’LL REHOME YOUR KIDNEYS. THIS IS NOT A THREAT. IT IS A GODDAMN PROMISE.

literally Arthur trying to explain this train wreck called his life right now: 

the fucking,,,,,,,,,,,, FACT that Gaius KNOWS Arthur and Merlin are searching for a LITERAL GODDAMN GHOST yet STILL chooses to slip silently into the room like a straight-up wraith,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, power move

this is literally just the whole series dfghgfgf

Gaius is just here for the mess

the number of times Arthur just straight-up wallops Merlin, per episode, is seriously getting out of hand 

im losing my fuckign mind

friendly reminder that, while Uther chooses to sit down on the throne at the start of this scene, Merlin chooses to stand up behind the throne  

hey, uh, remember when Merlin didn’t even need to lift a damn finger anymore to do magic??? i fucking do.

there’s a whole lot of stuff i really like about this scene (trust me, i could write y’all a goddamn 900-page dissertation on this moment, except y’all have never done anything to deserve that) but the sheer, savage triumph on Merlin’s face, in Merlin’s voice, has got to be the Big Fave. the way he says “you’re wrong” over and over, and absolutely relishes it, every goddamn time?? because he can finally say it??? after years and years and years of biting his tongue?? the heady thrill of terror and exhilaration, to finally get to stand up to the man who has literally terrified him to death since he was only a child?? the way Merlin can only stand up to Uther now, after Uther has died, because that’s just How Much Uther Fucked Him Up???? 

thanks for coming to my TED talk ✌️

no i dont think you understand, listen, uther literally has a sword to merlin’s chest and merlin’s response is to snarl in his face merlin emrys is metal as all hell and  i dont think y’all truly understand or appreciate that

Arthur: 

when Merlin does something he knows good and damn well he’s going to get in trouble for, but it was also absolutely one hundred percent worth it, so he just does the Lip Thing™️

so, that’s a wrap on The Death Song of Uther Pendragon. and good fucking riddance to that old bastard, stay dead this time, smh, how hard is it. really not sure when i’ll get back to this, but we’ll be on for Another’s Sorrow whenever i can manage it

—K. McKinney

this is so fucking cute omg

This is so wholesome im gonna cry

Highly successful honeybee

Absolutely off the shits

lost 

in

the

sauce

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

why do villains always mess up so badly

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

ah yes. this. 

The post reappeared on my feed and it’s somehow made something great better

T H E   F I R S T   A M E R I C A N   T O   E V E R

my [15M] sister [14F] broke this kid [12M] out of an iceberg and now this maniacal prince [16M] and and this crazy admiral [??M] are chasing us around the world

Hi, I [60M] have been through a similar situation with my [16M] nephew and his [??M] admiral. I have found that if you make them both a cup of calming, jasmine tea and sit down with them to talk about your problems, everything can be worked out. Add a game of Pai Sho for even better results!

instructions unclear, my [15M] princess girlfriend [16F] turned into the moon

Hi, I [16M] saw about your girlfriend. That’s rough buddy.

The Customer is never valid.

Their coupons? Not valid

Their inability to read sale signs? Not valid

Their attitude and entitlement? Not valid

The way they trash the store? Not valid

The way they talk to employees like we're subhuman trash? Not valid.

Employees? We're valid as fuck

don't know how you guys get into greek mythology n all that by actually reading the iliad or whatever........ it's the twenty first century read percy jackson like the rest of us

rewatched spiderverse this weekend 🕸️

bonus:

Y’ALL FORGOT THE BEST ONE, BUZZ FUCKING ALDRIN

📷: Roeselien Raimond

it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine

basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he’s a prophet or a saint because he’s got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia’s queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son’s haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, ‘cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now  (allegedly) belongs to. 

then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because all of russia is slutshaming the queen he has too much power over the royal family and it’s helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is magically unaffected by poison they get the dose wrong and he doesn’t die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn’t die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn’t looking, and he doesn’t die, but they think he’s dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he’s gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn’t die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn’t go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this…. he died…. of hypothermia.

additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.

Rasputin was an old god from times before humans

He is like a cleric gone wild

“did rasputin do something problematic” i am going to die

Wheat Field at Auvers with White House 1890

Vincent van Gogh