can you knot

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

She will be okay…It’s just a stage she is going through…

one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

calling your friends like

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

i hate it when ur swatting a fly away and u accidentally touch it

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

THIS IS MY LEGIT SCHOOL DISTRICT’S ACCOUNT AND THIS JUST HAPPENED IM DYING