You forfeit your humanity when you try to take away mine

the club penguin staff would never treat their users like this is all im saying

oh to lay on top of someone and hug them like a teddy bear and just sleep like that

Thank god for a competent woman.

me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now

me 5 mins later:

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

Just a reminder that these protesters are fully aware of what reopening the US would mean

these people were already eugenicists. eugenicists just become more blatant and aggressive when they experience stress, so we’re seeing their genocidal ideologies bubbling up into visible discourse with increasing ferocity

ADHD time processing: today is Monday, but tomorrow is Tuesday and i have class, after that is wednesday I'm having lunch with my mom, then on Thursday i have a night class which means it's basically already Friday and this week is already over

“right now it’s 2:30, which means it’s almost 3, which means it’s only an hour away from 4 which is basically 6--How have I stayed up all night??”

...other people...don't think like this??

I literally won’t allow myself to do certain things after six, because anything fun will take three hours to do and thus I’ll have to go to bed before I’m done.

yes honey your evil laugh is utterly diabolical and will definitely strike terror into the hearts of all your enemies now will you please come to bed

um, excuse me

SOUND ON

Oh you don’t want the blind open? Then I’m opening two, bitch. What you gonna do about it?

here it is. the least appealing thing i’ve ever heard of

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon

adhdoof

#this is literally how I talk

It’s the “back on topic, baby” that killed me, that’s me.

The current pandemic has only made this image funnier

Things I want in the next 5 years

- a stable job that i love

- enough money to live comfortably and travel

- a fulfulling relationship

Putting this out into the universe

not to suck my own dick or anything but im such a good lover like when my heart is invested in u i love so hard & i try my best to be mentally + emotionally supportive for u at all times

You’re gonna lose friends, guys, girls, relationships, etc but fuck it as long as you don’t lose yourself you’re good

Hardest thing right now is finding people with pure intentions.