my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it's none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree
Obsessed with the concept of Michael teaming up with the TOS enterprise crew for a mission. In classic S’chn T’gai fashion she and Spock don’t inform anyone that they’re related, but while working together the two of them act increasingly hostile to each other until Kirk is like “Whoa, what the fuck” because this is the most openly aggressive he’s ever seen Spock act towards anything that wasn’t a very real threat, so even though he’s missing the context on this one he automatically takes Spock’s side like (ง •̀_•́)ง is ready to come to Spock’s defense, until Michael says “I’m going to tell mom you said that,” and Spock’s like “If you cause our mother undue distress by ‘tattling,’ then her emotional response will be your fault and yours alone” and Jim’s like
i was reading scottish twitter and thinking about star trek and then this happened
Starfleet Admirals get worried when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices.
Starfleet Admirals get a little scared when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices followed by Commander Spock.
Starfleet Admirals get fucking terrified when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices with both Commander Spock and Doctor McCoy by his sides.
I love this because I get why the admiral is scared. Kirk bursts in by himself, that’s troubling but not full red alert yet. He’s followed by Spock and oh shit it’s yellow alert because whatever Kirk’s cooking up, Spock is on board with it and if Spock is on board then it means it’s Logical and they’ll probably get their way. But then sometimes they both have insane schemes that somehow Kirk talks Spock into but if McCoy is with them then RED ALERT, RED ALERT, THE VOICE OF REASON IS NOW ANOTHER AGENT OF CHAOS AND WHATEVER THEY WANT THEY’LL GET EVEN IF THEY HAVE TO STRAP FOUR WARP CORES TOGETHER AND RIDE THAT SHIT BACK TO THE MESOZOIC ERA TO DO IT
the most terrifying of all is Spock and McCoy showing up without Kirk because oh god what did he do now
My first try on a Spirk animatic
victorian-sexstache
I LOVE THIS OMG
I wrote this when I was sleep deprived. Please withhold your judgement.
emelang
Spock Prime and Mirror Spock arguing with each other on who’s the most deserving of the title of Ultimate Thot Spock in the multiverse
Diplomat: I notice that hands seem to have a special significance to Vulcans. Could you explain further, Mr. Spock?
Spock: We have a saying on Vulcan. “The longer the fingers, the larger the-”
Jim and Bones, collectively choking on their drinks: SPOCK!
Spock: “…capacity to successfully complete a constructive mind meld with a variety of individuals and species.”
(LATER)
Spock: Of course the correct saying is about genitalia, but Nyota bet me five boxes of Vulcan tea that I could not cause the human reaction known as a “spit-take.”
I had a dream last night where Bones got drunk and started off-key singing “Barbie Girl” and Kirk and Spock are like recording it in the doorframe with Kirk trying desperately not to laugh and then Spock just deadpan says “come on barbie let’s go party” and Bones is so startled that he trips and faceplants on a bio bed and Kirk laughs so hard he has to have Spock carry him out of the room
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mscaptains
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R … My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this… STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions : S * Ask the individual to SMILE .. T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’). R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS . If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is 1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue. 2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. And it could be your own.
First reblog post that actually saves a life.
This is a life-saving post.
the more you know
yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year
I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.
hokarotsukino
LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
animeaves
Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.
kingdomkeeperstrivia
Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…
My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^
I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:
- F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?
- A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?
- S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?
- T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.
We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke.
cabinet-dude
SAVE A LIFE.
yo save a fuckin life gotta reblog this shit
my childhood nanny that pretty much raised me and my sisters had a stroke a few months ago and when I heard the news I was so scared that my second mom was going to die. thankfully her husband got her to the hospital quickly and the doctors completely fixed it it’s still terrifying knowing that it could happen again. I’m glad I know the signs now so I can make sure that if it happens again I know what to do.