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Anyone else get really mad when they get an ad instead of a song when they’re walking down the hallway listening to music? Like, I need an anthem?? A theme song??? I’m not febreeze girl I’m badass????
Two Things to Remember in Life
Take care of your thoughts when you’re alone.
Take care of you’re words when you’re around people.
some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows
adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
cleansing
the first time: i hereby declare this room cleansed. negativity be banished. so mote it be.
now: listen here fuck-o’s. no one likes a negative nelly. i’m a witch and i said get the fuck out.