I’m reading this medieval manuscript and so far this dude has managed to spell “chickens” in the following ways:

I’ll keep you updated if I find any more variations

me, after a package arrives that I ordered and was fully expecting:

So imagine you’re a gay top, right, and you’re out on a date with your partner, just having a fun time, and you’re about to head home, when you spot this kid passed out on the streets, your partner wants to help him, but you’re obviously a little worried that you could face severe repercussions if you help this random kid, then you realize that he could be a potential ally, so the two of you drag him out of the streets and into a safe space, and when he wakes up, he confesses that he’s homeless, so you and your partner go through the process of adopting him, you two take him home, you two give him a good meal, you two start to teach him some philosophies in life, he slowly grows up, you two help him through his bad dreams, you two help him through his bad memories, you two play games with him, he completely roasts you at an eating contest, he’s extremely active, you’re always on the move, you’re walking everywhere, like literally walking all the time, like so much walking, and you’re there for him and then all of a sudden, his childhood friend shows up on your doorstep and is like, “Your adopted son is really the king.” and then he falls in love with a woman in like 2.55 minutes which is definitely not something you two taught him how to do, so you’re confused, and the weather gets really weird, and you’re even more confused and in the end, all you really want to know is WHO’S THE MONKEY and by the time you’re dressing in drag and doing the hula, you’ve realized that maybe it’s better if you just don’t worry about it…

i love the aggressively unnecessary decision op made in announcing the fact that timon is a top in this post

Special thanks to the comment above for adding the name and making me realize that this is, in fact, about the Lion King, and not some medieval gay knights AU

Workers refilling the Earth’s core with molten lava during the Great Lava Shortage of 1912

Workers make the world go round 😤😤😤

INFORMATION ON WHATS HAPPENING WITH THE MI’KMAQ IN NOVA SCOTIA !

this is going on right now (oct 16 2020). racist settlers have already torched a boat and there is video of them making spike traps for mi’gmaq vehicles. they have also destroyed and removed lobster traps and buoys and they are only going to keep doing worse. this is ecofascism and it needs to stop. @agentndn on twitter has a great list of info and how to help.

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vine tarot

by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble

five feet apart cus theyre not gay

oh my god they were roommates 

i wont hesitate, bitch

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

its wednesday my dudes

(no associated catchphrase)

a potato flew around my room

i have the power of god AND anime on my side

MY POOP IS COMING

~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~

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(’take on me’ opening notes)

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Here’s the redbubble link!

I made a handy diagram

Hot take for yall:

The “LGBTQIA+ people” seemed random as hell to me until I noticed black people are conspicuously not on this lil meme and then I thought well I guess this person is seeing a lot of gay people use the word on Twitter, where AAVE is often misunderstood to be “stan Twitter language.” And a lot of terms that are now seen as “gay slang” (like idk, yas werk mama slay hunty go off queen) originated in the black community so I guess this is like the 2020 version of that. Weird as hell tbh

BILL HADER as Vincent Price on SNL

you do know that when jewish and romani people say “never forget” we mean “learn about the holocaust so you can recognize the warning signs of facism and genocide” not “repeatedly bring up the holocaust whenever anything bad happens and exploit our pain and trauma to make people care about your cause” and when we say “never again” we mean “take action to prevent any stage of genocide on any scale by any means, hold collaborators responsible and don’t be complicit” not “only care about genocide when it’s too late”, right? or did you think it was just a fun catchphrase?

no actually reblog this

I would love to see the anti immigration conservatives do this for at least 30 mins..

Donate: We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers

Friendly reminder that most farm workers are paid nearly nothing via loopholes (don’t have to follow minimum wage if you arent paying by the hour!)

And that “unskilled labor” isn’t an actual thing. It’s just used by desk jockeys who play on the internet all day instead of working so they feel superior to everyone who actually does the work they profit off of. And of course, to make themselves feel better for the abuse they dish out.

HERE IS A FARM WORKER COVID RELIEF FUND

https://farmworkers.hipgive.org/

“Stop scrolling and please help me spread the word, because if I’ve landed on your page you’re most likely either a black woman or someone who cares about black women and the simple phrase I’m about to share could help save a black woman’s life.

Doctors are to black women what police officers are to black men. That may seem controversial but I believe it to be true and I speak from personal experience.

If you’ve seen this TikTok you know that a 2016 study showed that 50% of medical students and residents thought that black people couldn’t feel pain the same as white people.

And we learned from this video that because of a 1999 study, to this day, there’s a black correction factor for the creatinin levels in black people’s kidneys, meaning we’re less likely to recieve a kidney transplant if needed.

So if you go to a doctor, feel you aren’t getting proper treatment or they refuse the treatment you’ve requested, say to them the following:

I will need you to document on record that you are refusing the treatment (or medicine) I’ve requested, and the reason you are doing so.”

This works. I have used it in other situations. If medical staff have to document and take responsibility and be on the hook legally for doing shady shit they behave much differently.

If you weren’t already going to spread this advice because black women are at risk, then spread it because it’s applicable to everyone else as well, including you reading this.

But particularly women, and especially black women.

How cool is this?!

Here’s a link to a news article and some videos about production (posted before the film was released)

Their Moana is very talented, and their Maui is a local newscaster whose daughters made him audition!

Rachel House still voices Grandma Tala, Temuera Morrison still voices the Chief, and Jemaine Clement still voices Tamatoa.

Rob Ruha and Jemaine Clement translated and rearranged the music so that the songs still worked while sung in a different language, which is super impressive.

Also: Air New Zealand will feature the Maori version on their in flight entertainment starting in November!

this news is from earlier this year, you can now actually listen/watch the te reo version in clips on youtube now. this one is pretty exemplary of the original and new voice actors together! <3

Where can I buy the soundtrack tho?????

SECONDED

The Māori soundtrack is on Spotify :-)

Holy cow that clip gave me GOOSEBUMPS.

I drew this back in May for the Good Omemes zine. Got the go ahead to post it. 

oh hey it's me

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

theres alot you could say about this

In another episode, Daphne is bound and gagged and covered with a sheet. Velma identifies her immediately based solely on her muffled grunts.

This is how 2020 feels.

whats HTML stand for

OK im going to take turns believing in all of these. one at a time