I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

this one is my favorite clickhole quote

Well played

SnarkTank is a cat.

which one of you is hovering your crosshair over me i can f⊹ucking feel it on me

Opening up your WIP like

I'm kind of glad to hear that everyone does this. Because it means it isn't colonizer bullshit, it's what everyone does. It's just people discovering new things. Everyone goes:

"Oh hey these people have their own style of [language A's word for thing. Say, what do you call it?"

"Oh it's [language B's word for thing]."

"Got it, it's [language B's word for thing] variety [language A's word for thing]"

added to which it is LITERALLY JUST LINGUISTIC SHORTHAND for 

[item] the way [culture] makes it. 

If you don’t want sliced bread, you want bread the way Eastern Indians make it you ask for Roti, not bread. Because Roti is bread THE WAY [EASTERN] INDIANS MAKE IT. Like fuck, it’s not that complicated a concept. 

OF COURSE it’s not colonizer bullshit! It’s just linguistic shorthand!

Have you ever been to Lake Lake (Chad), or any of the many Desert Deserts on this fine planet? Or perhaps Hill Hill Hill Hill, in Wales?

Tomorrow will be a better day because I am spending it with a loved one.

2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

hey op guess what

oh nevermind you’re died

[from behind my hand] Get a load in this guy

OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF OF !!!!! OF.

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone's emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional self-harm.

this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank .

good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don't reach out than celebrating those who do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back

you are a tar pit

I know I’ve reblogged this already today but I like. this point

shrimb.

i am so hungry you have to feed me. handful of edamame

if this post is meant to find people naturally, it will. don’t tell me what to do. mess with the nature of things

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!

WHAT?!

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3