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@juvenescentx

Rock lover and guitar player
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I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

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shanexrayn

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

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buzzfeed

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

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slightmood

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

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“it’s not fai-”

me:

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

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reblogged
officer: license and registration
me: *hands officer a card*
officer: this is a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly
me: yes
officer: you got lucky this time, have a good night
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robertwire

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

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mjalti

Hillary Duff: let the rain fall down .. and wake my dreams … let it wash Away … my sanity

Me, 9 years old:

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Things are more tolerable when you realize no one is worth impressing and every1 is caught up in their own fragmented feeble senses of selves