in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want
That one time Nirvana wore “women’s fashion” in Mademoiselle magazine…
F a B U L O u S
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Lana Del Ray, the artist formerly known as Lizzy Grant shot by Chuck Grant April 2010
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I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found
he just fucking murders homer gay rights
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like/reblog if u are:
- a bitch
- a bastard
- an all around fool
- an omnipresent all-powerful being
- a sparrow
- c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝
- capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
- an eldritch being
no one will know which one u chose! :D
“Whats UP YOUTUBE! Today we gonna do another Unboxing Video!” *a shovel in hand, I enter the Graveyard*
dogspotting: 20 pictures a day of dogs on a leash in the downtown area of some small city
catspotting:
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It’s me, your dream girl, in scrunched up socks and a blanket cape.
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*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem